Name: Exfile
Age (at the time): 16

Last year i was at a boarding school in Denmark it was in the beginning of November and we decided to hold a party, you have to understand that you can legally drink when you’re 16 in Denmark so booze is no problem.  Well I and the rest of my school arrive at the party to find a free bar and some good music. We quickly grab a few beers and get started.

Around half an hour later we convince a chick to do a few body shots. Unfortunaly for me, the few shots turn into more than just a few.  After the body shots i leave to head for the toilet but before i can go one of my mates ask if anyone would do the tequila suicide with him, hammered as i am i say yes. Now for those who don’t know it tequila suicide is where you sniff some salt then down 5 shots of tequila and squeezes a lemon in your eye, as you might be able to imagine this isn’t exactly a walk in the park on a sunny day.  It’s more like running from an angry ex with a chainsaw while lightning strikes all around you.

So what I do is that I run to the bathroom to wash it out, but on the way I blackout and the rest of this story I only got in bit of images from myself and stories from my friends. Well what happens after the blackout is that I run to the ladies room and wash it out. My friends say that after that I make out with two girls at once and suddenly get the great idea of leaving the party.

The next several hours I got no memory of, neither does anyone else (Except maybe a few strangers). But I don’t think it’s pretty, the next thing I remember is that I wake up near nude on a train station around 35 miles from where I started, lying next to a pool of vomit and a g-string + bra.  I also at this point got a major head ache. Luckily the train that woke me up was also headed in the direction of where I live. Today I still don’t know where I got the bra and g-string.

Dear Exfile, It appears that Denmark is pretty awesome.  I might hold off on telling people you woke up holding on to a set of panties until you’ve made sure no one was raped in that area (shit happens).  You may also want to turn it down just a notch though, I’d love to see you make it into your 20′s.