Just another day at the park in Taney County right? Today we’re going to take some time to get to know the lovable Timothy Flood. Tim is currently being charged with statutory sodomy, attempted statutory sodomy and sexual misconduct.

We didn't want to post pictures of dead squirrels because we like squirrels

But why? Oh he just sort of dropped his shorts in front of some children, and then told them that they’re lucky they don’t have hairy balls yet. He then decided to put the head of a dead squirrel on his penis while trying to cock slap the kids.

The warrant application also stated that Flood had placed a squirrel’s skull “on the head of his penis and tells them to look at it and then eats the squirrel’s eyeballs.” Flood allegedly told the victims that he was going to “bounce this on top of their heads” and tried to hit one of them in the head with his penis three times, according to the document.

Timothy’s bond was set at $150,000 cash and he remains incarcerated in the Taney County Jail.
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