Things to steal when you break into a house: Money, jewelry, electronics, panties…wait what? 32 year old Chad W. Dawson said said that’s exactly what he intended to steal when he tried breaking into his female neighbors apartment.

Unfortunately for Chad, his neighbors boyfriend rolled up and completely cockblocked his little pantie fetish.

“I heard a car coming. I noticed it was her boyfriend’s van. I got scared and took off running”

Dawson was charged with attempted burglary but was at least able to admit that he may need some “help.”

“May be on the sexual side. That’s why I want to talk to the doctor about what kind of help I would need”

A simple solution here would be just letting the man smell some panties.  We’ve all got our quirks right?  Homegirl should come home from the gym one night and be like “here, knock yourself out bro” and throw him the panties she wore during spin class.  I’m sure after a few large wiffs he’ll reconsider his little fetish.

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