I have a serious question.  Who’s job is it to find the location for photoshoots?  The camera guy?  The agency?  The reason I ask is because I see all of this wonderful green nature in the background and instead of putting her next to a nice tree, they decide to go with the mud puddle instead.  I guess they were thinking that a mud puddle with a tire track going through it has a lot of sex appeal.  Also, look at her right foot.  Is that a fucking piece of trash?  Seriously, pick that shit up before you start shooting.  It’s messing with my boner.