A genius from Indiana decided it would be a good idea to shoplift from K-Mart while his meth lab was parked outside.  Like most Darwin candidates, he was caught.

Warsaw police responded to the K-Mart Friday evening after they detained a suspected shoplifter. An officer took the suspect back to secure his vehicle in the parking lot and noticed a strong odor associated with meth production. The Kosciusko County Drug Task Force was contacted and located two individual “one pot” style meth labs inside the suspect’s vehicle.

So now instead of a slap on the wrist, Justin R. Hill will be charged with theft, possession of paraphernalia, and manufacturing methamphetamine within 1000 feet of a government housing complex.  His bail is 20k.  Self ownage?

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