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I’m getting a blowjob, can I fart? [Flowchart]

You’ve just had a lovely dinner at Casa De Pico.  Things are starting to wind down and your lady seems to be in a very good mood.  Btw, good job on remembering to order a full bottle of wine and not just a glass or two.  Before you know it, your pants are around your ankles and your date is treating your junk like a puddin’ pop on a hot summers day.  Then it happens…Your gut starts to hurt and you realize that your combo taco meal needs to get some serious backdoor pressure relief.

What should you do?  Thankfully I’m an out of the box thinker with a pirated version of photoshop.  Feel free to print this out and cram it into your wallet (for emergencies).

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