if nothing else, your post somewhat underlines and confirms what the author wrote, … you shuld try and relax and see the world with less hatefull eyes.

“Unless she gets haptics installed, your girlfriend simply can’t compete.” lol what the f***ing hell?
Haptic technology, or haptics, is a tactile feedback technology that takes advantage of a user’s sense of touch by applying forces, vibrations, and/or motions to the user.
Oh yes, “Girlfriends Do have this, even better EVERY freaking human being DOES its called HUMAN INTERACTION, and you wanna take it to the next lvl? Go have sex, dont have anyone? Go get a GF or BF! Whatever is REAL.
“Your gaming system will never have a break out or a bad hair day, and it will never gain a single pound. If it starts to show wear and tear, it’s easy to get a replacement exactly like the last one. Until they get moving with that spiffy “cloning” technology, girlfriends will never have exact replacements.”

Lol are you retarded? Since when a plastic box with a motherboard and a DVD player can have a break out? In the other hand the gamer might have it, have you seen how fat they are? (some) Do you think girls are object to replace like they are not worth a cr*p ?
In what century do you live? XIV?

“Go ahead and put a PS3 and a Wii next to your Xbox 360. Threesome, foursome, whatever; they won’t mind.”

If you get the right girlfriend she won’t mind either, ever thought of that?

And I could keep telling all the crappy and how wrong this article is but I’m sure you got the idea.