Being a bachelor has it’s ups and downs. The ups are: We can turn on our PS3 at 4am and eat potato chips in the nude, jerk off to internet porn with every single door open, and we only have to deal with crying kids when we’re banging single moms. Sounds pretty perfect right? Sadly, as bachelors, we begin to develop some nasty ass habits. And sometimes we become such vile pigs, that when we’re ready to settle down and find a gf, we’re already too far gone.
Here is a tribute to the modern day bachelor. Foul Bachelor Frog, aka FBF.