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She let me bang her on the first date, what now?


Since the caveman tactic of clubbing a ho and pulling her back to your cave is somewhat frowned upon today, men have been forced to take women out on “dates.”  The goal for the most part is still for the man to place his penis into the woman’s vagina sometime during said date.

The problem is that we’ve grown so used to getting denied due to that ridiculous “3 date rule” that we really don’t know what to do if things actually go our way.  Let’s say she is in fact down to knock boots on date #1.  You really like this girl, but now you think she might be a whore.  Should you continue to pursue her?  Is dating a whore a good thing or a bad thing?  Let’s take a look at a simulation, we’ll let you form your own conclusion.

I really like this girl, but she let me bang her on the first date, what now?

Question #1 How smashed did you get her?

If you bought her multiple glasses of wine and shots, and played all of your cards right, then she probably isn’t a whore, you’re just smart.  Don’t be shocked when those panties drop after 2 bottles of Merlot.  Although this probably isn’t her first rodeo, keep in mind that she didn’t give it up for free.  When you get the bill you’ll see what I mean.

Let’s take a look at an example of an actual whore.

Question #2 Did she just get out of a relationship?

If the answer to this question is yes, than the answer to the initial “is she a whore” question is no.  But it also means that she won’t be all that in to you.  You were a rebound.  Lose that frown Charlie Brown, you got laid didn’t you?

Question #3 Are you awesome?

If you just tagged and bagged a girl on the first date then yes you are.  Slut or no slut, she stepped into the danger zone and even Mother Teresa’s panties drop when encountering the DZ.

Conclusion: So you’re still not sure if you should continue to date a chick who gives it up on the first date, right?  Our advice is this: Sluts are cool, and they do a great service to mankind.  Sure she’s probably seen a lot of cock, but that just means she’s down to get pounded.  Also, it’s simple economics.  Let’s say a date costs $50.  With a slut it will basically cost you $50 to get laid.  Now lets add the “3 date rule” for uptight chicks.  3x$50 = $150.  Be happy, she’s a keeper, and she’s easy on your wallet.

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