Mmm panties. Not the best thing on earth, but definitely next to the best thing on earth. Today we’re going to teach you kids how to read moods based solely upon the panties your girlfriend is wearing.
Granny Panties – “I look like shit because I’m on my period, don’t touch me. Also you won’t get laid tonight. Hell, even the thought of blowing you right now makes me sick. Rub my swollen feet.”
Boy Shorts – “I need to run some errands today, but I’m down to cruise by for a quickie at lunch.”
Thongs – “I’m going out tonight with the girls. If I don’t come home it’s because another man is putting his penis in me.”
Low Rise – “I really want to go to the gym, but if you do something awesome for me, I might play a few rounds of Wii fit (while you watch).”
Crotchless – “I’m ovulating like a mother fucker. Please take a viagra tonight.”
July 13, 2009
#1
I must be alone on this subject but I have never had a girl wear crotchless panties before…lol
July 13, 2009
#2
Me either. I thought I was the only one.
July 13, 2009
#3
>.>
I didn’t even knew they exist. :V
March 11, 2010
#4
you should know it now, and discover if your girls wear it
July 14, 2009
#5
Really? I bought some for a BF back in the day… Kinda stupid. I prefer “panties to the side” if I’m gonna keep ‘em on. Just sayin’… Maybe you guys should get REAL GFs.
July 14, 2009
#6
You still with him? If not, ASL?
March 11, 2010
#7
i like the pulling panties to your side just as muc as the crotchless only cause pulling them aside is like when your in a place that you have to hurry and get down or you may get caught
July 18, 2009
#8
you forgot “commando” my GF will get off work at the strip club in the summer and just come out for drinks with me without any panties…others have done that with me in the past..chance of getting laid, immediately!
December 21, 2009
#9
my chick wears those mmmm…… quite a bit,
February 17, 2010
#10
Om nom nom @ #3
February 20, 2010
#11
Oh, this is so true! I love the crotchless nights!
March 11, 2010
#12
yeah very true luckily for me my girl doesnt ever wear grannypanties normally it thongs and when its that time we all regret everymonth its lorise.
but sometimes i am surprised with those crotchless panties those are so awesome all though in the earlier blog the girl who pulls them to the side that is very sexy too
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April 18, 2010
#18
Don’t be so hasty about dismissing granny panties! I had a cougar GF who wore nothing but and she was insatiable.
My personal favorites are the low rise or bikini style. Why? That way you can play with her ass without washing your hands later. It’s a matter of practicality and hygiene.
November 21, 2010
#19
Gotta love the graph next you’ll likely have a laid o meeter!
December 31, 2010
#20
all this talk and hot pics about panties has made as horny as hell ,now i wanna get laid as well ,and im not crawling under any chickens ass ,chick yeah but not chicken