Name: CoorsMan
Age (at the time): 18

Well this night to remember took place not too long out of high school. As we all know it’s lets get drunk sucked and fucked. Just this one night, it went all wrong, terribly wrong. My friend Jerry, Lance and I always went driving around looking for parties or just hot women unattended by the usual loser’s they often are arm wrapped around.

It all started when we got the booz. At the tender age of 18 you drink anything you can get your hands on and can afford, and this night was Steel Reserve the 211 the hangovers of hangovers. Now we needed some sugar walls. We just so happened to strike up a conversation with this broad inside the AM.PM down the street from my pad and she shortly later agreed to come over and party with us.(I wasn’t excited about one girl that meant taking turns)

Picture is related, this is a hot Mexican chick.

We get to my place and my nickname is __ forty hands and I crack open the first fourty with the chums and the unlucky young woman we had with us and proceeded to get drunk. Around the second fourty that was getting near empty my two colleagues Jerry and Lance went outback for a smoke(idiots now im gettin first swoop). I ask the young lady if she would like a tour of the ol’ house and smart me the first stop was my little brothers bed room (thank fuck, youll read later).

This woman was of Mexican descent with a nice rack green eyes and black hair, what would you do?! This tour quickly turned into a make out tongue fucking quickly naked night! YEAHH!! So after going through the rounds ya know getting sucked then 69′ing I finally start to fuck her and man this chick was really fucking tight, tightest I ever had.
Besides that she was so wet we didn’t even need lube for her ass and she didn’t cry or complain what a lucky night.

About 20 minutes into this the door opens, my friend Lance walks in with his pants off and he sits on the floor and starts to jack off to get his shit prepped. He stands up and not a foot away from me dick damn near in my eye asks her if shes ready for him now, I mean I wasnt done but after that I was. I get to my feet and stumble over and realize im now drunker than I originally thought. I crawl the fuck out of the room to the bathroom to puke for about 5 minutes then I go to bed.

I get woken up shortly after(ffs I just want to sleep) by my friend Lance. Hes standing by my light switch in the dark doing a circular motion over his face with his hand reapetedly saying “what did you do to her, what have you done!?”. I ask him what hes talking about shes fine, he turns the light on I get my glasses on and OH MY FUCKING GOD he has blood all over his face from ear to ear and his arms somehow are fucking smeared to the damn elbows with it.

At first Im thinking oh fuck he killed her im going to jail, then I get up go in there and my odd friend now no longer friend is fucking her from behind in the ass and shes alive case closed. I realize im about to piss my naked self and I step into the bathroom and there’s blood all over the fucking towels and it hits me in reality that this guy really has her blood all over his fucking face what was he doing down there after me!!!

LMFAO! He couldn’t get hard so instead of being embarrassed he tried to pls, I just say he liked the taste of my cock. Next morning she was gone thank god. A lesson or two was learned that night. Dont go down on a bitch the first time u meet her, or just never do it in the first place. Well thats just it, and to this day red beard has dissapeared he couldn’t take the humility of that and has since moved to his mothers a city away lmfao.

Hope you enjoy my epic tale gentleman, the tale of red beard.

Dear Coorsman, Let me get this straight.  She began having her period while you were boinking her, and then your friend thought it would be a groovy idea to go down on her after you had been stuffing your meat whistle in her?  Hmm, this is fucking disgusting and I’m starting to feel the remnants of my Subway sandwich creep into my throat.  Party on Wayne!