Regretful Morning

My girlfriend is banging another guy, is it my fault?

Posted February 1st, 2010 at 7:11 pm by

This guy has a pretty cool girlfriend.  As a joke he told her it was cool if she banged a dude with a larger penis one night, and she’s been getting pounded by some basketball player ever since. Unfortunately for him, he’s too much of a pussy to tell her to stop.

My girlfriend and I have a really strong relationship (as in we tell each other everything). We’ve been together 9 months. One night were were watching porn to set the mood. The guy in the vid had a huge penis. I’m about average, maybe a little below average compared to the tapes we watch, and anyway I jokingly said if she wanted to do something like that we could arrange it. I was kind of joking but she had mentioned a few times that she wouldn’t mind if I was an inch or so bigger. Remember we tell each other every thing so this stuff comes up often.

Fast forward a few months later to new years eve. We were at a friends house party and everyone was getting pretty lit. A few of the local college basketball players were there too, so naturally the girls were acting super trampy which was pretty sexy. Making out w/ each other etc. My GF even made out w/ another girl sometime after the new years kiss.

So it’s around 2am and I’m ready to go and start trying to find her. I get to one bedroom and do a quick peek in. At first I didn’t believe it so I stepped all the one into the room. There was my girlfriend still wearing her shirt while one of those basketball player douche bags was thrusting her. I thought she might be getting raped so I stepped to him and she’s like “no no it’s ok dave don’t make him stop” or something like that. Then this asshole had the nerve to tell me to shut the door. I glanced down to see a fairly massive penis thrusting my girlfriend again. He wasn’t wearing a condom. I was feeling empty.

So I sat outside the room listening in shock almost crying as my gf got fucked for a few more minutes. On the cab ride home she explained that she thought it was my fantasy. And I guess since we talked about it I really have no right to be mad.

Fast forward to present. I’ve caught my girlfriend having sex with this guy around 6 more times. One time they even started while I was in the room and tried to get me to watch the whole thing. I don’t even know what to say anymore. I told her that it was weird and she was like “sometimes fantasy makes us feel uncomfortable.”

I alrdy told her it was ok so I would be a hypocrite if I made her stop now. I also told the dude to kindly not come over anymore and he pretty much said that he would come over if she invited him.

My question I guess is: How do I handle this? I want my GF to be happy and it hurts me to know I can’t satisfy her sexually like this guy can. On the other hand, she should want me to be happy also right? Am I an asshole for saying it’s ok for her to have sex with a larger male, and then change my mind?

-Dave

Dave, just let it happen man, you let this go way too far to salvage the relationship.  Plus, at least you know she’s getting boinked and she doesn’t have to lie to you and say that it’s “girls night out.”  If you were smart, you’d get a video cam and toss some of this shit on to Red Tube.

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44 Comments
  • wtf
    February 1, 2010
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    #1

    are you fucking kidding me?
    5 words for ya buddy
    She.is.a.fucking.whore
    Dump that bitch if it makes you feel uncomfortable to see her fucking another guy.
    Be a fucking man, you pussy

    • rachel t
      February 3, 2010
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      #2

      how is she a whore? He was the one that told her it was ok. It’s not her fault that her boyfriend said she could fuck a big cock and then change his mmind. u guys are such pussies!

      • Hahaha
        February 3, 2010
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        #3

        Are you fucking stupid? What a retard excuse. You’re probably a closet slut, too.

      • gannicus
        June 7, 2011
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        #4

        No he did not give his permission, he mentioned it and they discussed it, then she randomly pulled a guy aside without telling him who or asking for his permission and let a stranger wearing no condom fuck her. = Slut, id of called her a whore, but whores have the self respect to get paid, and at the very least be honest with their intentions whatever they may be.

    • STYLES
      March 25, 2010
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      #5

      CO FUCKIN SIGNED! WOW I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THIS SHIT!

  • negro_please00
    February 1, 2010
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    #6

    cut that bitch loose and slap her upside the head yo!

    honky be trippin!

  • fuck that
    February 2, 2010
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    #7

    yo fuck that nasty ho if that cunt would have done that to me id be locked up right now be a man loose that nasty cunt and find you a new one and this time remember what u learned from this

  • Ted
    February 2, 2010
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    #8

    Dump that bitch. And learn from your mistake about making jokes like that.

  • Mike
    February 2, 2010
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    #9

    What a dirty whore, if she is banging you and him with no condom get yourself checked and find a new girlfriend too. She will never be anything but a slut to you now.

  • Vince
    February 2, 2010
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    #10

    I can’t belive your asking people for advice.

    The reason your girlfriend is fucking someone else is because your stupid

    • Austan
      February 5, 2010
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      #11

      best reply yet!

  • Tom
    February 2, 2010
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    #12

    This has to be a joke..

  • hotsaucemonster
    February 2, 2010
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    #13

    you fucking coward

  • wtf
    February 2, 2010
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    #14

    She took a joke you made as gospel truth and found a guy with a huge penis. She’s a slut. You are a pussy for not dumping her ass then and there and even bigger for not telling the dude to fuck off. Someone who gave a shit about you might have asked to see if you were serious. She didn’t. S-L-U-T!

  • Marty
    February 3, 2010
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    #15

    fuck that shit! hell no dude. if she’s doin that, you can either stay with her but find your own other piece of ass, or do what i’d do, and dump her ass! don’t be a puss about it and tell her to fuck off.

  • RK
    February 3, 2010
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    #16

    She’s sadistsic and You,re pathetic

  • Syd
    February 3, 2010
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    #17

    She’s a slut, and you obviously have a vagina.

  • JEH
    February 3, 2010
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    #18

    Man, what is wrong with this picture? EVERYTHING!!! Cut the bitch loose dawg, she’s making you look stupid and punch that fucker square in the mouth the next time you see him too! MAN UP SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • craig
    February 3, 2010
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    #19

    Dude you must be a friggin idiot you should have said how about you and another guy tag teamed her now you have 2 choices you either dump her ass or join in and pump her ass at the same time as big dick basketball player does since you have a little one you have a better chance of getting the bootay then he does !!!! gfl dude !!! Im seeing this cute little boink babe thats half my age (Im 51) who has a bf that isnt keepin her happy soo she comes here for what hes not giving her lol he even calls here and asks if shes here and she tells him I’ll be home when Im ready to come home and he’s like yes dear just like that little wimpy guy in the cartoon

  • FELLY
    February 3, 2010
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    #20

    u dont deserve to hav a penis!!!! u pussy!!!! can i hav a turn on ur girl? u can clean up after we r done! Bitch! Go make me a sandwich!

  • WTF?!
    February 4, 2010
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    #21

    WTF dude?! i hope this is just an effin’ JOKE..

  • letitride
    February 4, 2010
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    #22

    She’s not really yours. I’d start looking for other people and move her strictly to fuck buddy.

  • duke
    February 5, 2010
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    #23

    This guy is obviously a pussy and is so whipped that he can’t even set his GF straight. Buy her a fucking 10″ dildo if it makes her happy

  • kozmy
    February 5, 2010
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    #24

    Dude, I`ll tell you what to do. First, kill the son of a bitch. Then, beat the shit out of your beloved one, Chris Brown style. Then, go fuck a prostitute. Then, take a kitchen knife and cut off your dick, cause you don`t deserve it. Then, tell me how it went.

  • anon
    February 5, 2010
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    #25

    wow, leave this bitch.

  • Misty
    February 5, 2010
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    #26

    A fantasy usually stays in a person’s head. You should have weighed out the pros and cons of telling your GF what goes on in your head. Start feeling confident about yourself first, then go and find a GF who is happy with you the way you are.
    The others are right, your GF is a ho……

  • Austan
    February 5, 2010
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    #27

    You should fuck some chick in front of her and see if she likes it. Although from what I read, your a pussy and could never make that happen. But it would make you feel better.

  • dude...
    February 11, 2010
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    #28

    dude, grow a sac and drop that skank

  • John
    February 13, 2010
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    #29

    OK seriously, dude u gotta regain ur confidence and then openly start fucking another chick, DO EXACTLY WHAT SHE DID, however don’t fake it, whether or not that works u still dump her, but if it works then i’m pretty sure u got some revenge, u generally tend to get confident naturally when ur in a relationship but i’m not sure in ur case, neither way it’s mainly a state of mind and if u get ur confidence back do fuck another chick, vid cam her fuckin the other dude and put it on youporn.com, retube.com, whatever then she’ll most likely have a fit but learn and lesson and gets to walk in ur shoes!!

  • John
    February 13, 2010
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    #30

    o yea btw, did u ever see the movie me, myself, and Irene that guy was a chump don’t ever be a FUCKIN chump that’ll destroy u, i got a friend thats been acting like that a lot we get hard on him and man up its takin time but he’s gettin a lil better

  • Dustin
    March 4, 2010
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    #31

    Dude you need to grow some balls cause you have none and crack that dudes dome and then slap that ho and dump her and most of all STOP BEIN A PUSSY

  • sleeping bags
    March 10, 2010
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    #32

    you make a big mistake to ask a advice here, leave this bitch

  • What Id Do
    April 2, 2010
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    #33

    Here Is What I Would Do.
    STEP 1 I Would make sure it was my girlfriend.
    STEP 2 I would go to the Kitchen And grab the biggest knife i could find.
    STEP 3 I Then Rush To the BedRoom And Murder That Fucking prick in Cold blood.
    STEP 4 Look At Her and simply say, Like Being Fucked? YOUR FUCKED NOW.
    STEP 4 Then Kill her.

  • Susie
    April 7, 2010
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    #34

    OMG – cheating is no excuse for MURDER – if so, there would be a hell of a lot fewer men on earth! Men cheat all the time!

    Obviously, when the girl told him she would like his penis to be bigger, the situation wasn’t working out right there.

    If a guy has a small dick, he shouldn’t expect to have a hot girlfriend. She was obviously in a different league than him and wanted a basketball player with a huge cock.

    Not grounds for MURDER. Or – ok, lets make it grounds for murder, and females can start slaughtering the cheating men left and right – while you guys kill the few girls like this one.

  • Dude...
    April 14, 2010
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    #35

    Dude, wtf?
    Grow a pair and dump that chick.
    Or better yet, bang a black chick in front of her and say “i wish you had ghetto booty like that”, then dump her.
    seriously what the hell man

  • camille
    June 3, 2010
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    #36

    fuck that bitch.. you better either be fuckin other hoes or gettin out the door

  • Simply me
    September 3, 2010
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    #37

    Dude take a girls opinion, and tell her it was a joke! You don’t deserve it, and if she doesn’t stop dump her.you can do better.

  • counter intuitive
    October 27, 2010
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    #38

    Dude i hope you read this women are high maintenance even without a big dick you can satisfy however you’re such a big pussy.now that you’re in an open relationship when she’s getting banged bring another girl and bang her hard go all out make her toes curl and make that girl cum so hard u’d turn dead and then see what your supposed girl has to say to that

  • jason
    November 3, 2010
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    #39

    holy shit dude dont know how you can still like her.. dumb her tell her to fuck off and find a better girl.. she is just fucking your mood and reputation

  • Double D
    February 28, 2011
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    #40

    Jesus man, if this was my girl I would backhand the fuck out her with my cock and proceed to fuck the shit out of every roomate/friend she has ever had. You have got to be the most pathetic pile of shit I have ever come across, grow a pair mother fucker and realise the opposite sex ain’t nothing but a pile of shit for you to kick around.

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