When it comes to setting and breaking records, we’ve got one for virtually everything. Yes, even the placing one ones penis into a vagina. Unlike records you can brag about (“Dude I banged my gf for 3 hours w/ out busting a nut”) we stumbled across a few disturbing ones that no one would boast about.
Most Semen Swallowed – Having swallowed the most amount of semen ever officially recorded Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints (0.96 liter) of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991. Although as men we’d like to give this young lady a Hi-5, we know this is probably something she won’t want to tell her kids.
Most Sexual Partners – The female gangbang world record is owned by a woman named Houston who had intercourse with 620 men in one day! A video was made of this historic event. As it took about 10 hours (with a few very brief breaks) to do it, the average time of intercourse was less than 58 seconds. Source I downloaded one of these giant gangbangs and was surprisingly turned off. If anything changes, I’ll be sure to give this a look.
Biggest Orgy – This record was achieved in Japan. 250 couples took part in the world’s biggest orgy. It’s safe to say that half of these participants were men right? So if you attended you’d get to see 124 other dongs sharing the same hole that you just enjoyed. Sounds fun, thanks Japan!
Most Violent Semen Reaction – Pay attention: If she tells you that she’s allergic to facials, listen to her. Sure it might seem like a dumb excuse, but this shit is real.
In one case reported in 1967 a girl had an acute allergic reaction to human sperm. She came from a family with a long history of various kinds of allergy, including eczema, asthma, and dermatitis. A short time after her first sexual experience she developed a rash and asthma; her lips, eyelids, tongue, and throat became swollen, she had violent pains in the pelvis and finally lost consciousness. Most of these symptoms appeared every time she had sexual intercourse: they began within half an hour and lasted well into the next day. When semen diluted one part per million was injected under her skin it left an angry weal, so intense was the girl’s reaction.
Fastest achieved male orgasm – 6.4 percent of males are able to climax in less than a minute. Getting called a two minute man is a blow to anyone’s ego. Just remember, there’s plenty of faster “draws” than you.
Highest sexual expenses incurred – When it came to busting a nut, Louis the 15th didn’t shy away from throwing a few stacks at his hoes. Some of the major items apart from board and lodging on a luxurious scale – were indemnities paid to families, dowries for those who were married off, the maintenance of illegitimate children, presents to the élèves, and the particular expense of Mere Bompart. It has been estimated that in the thirty-four years of its existence the Parc aux Cerfs cost nearly 20 million dollars, or around $600,000 a year.