Thinking back, I’m sure you can pinpoint the monumental sexual encounters you’ve had. Sure we missed a few like “first fat chick” and “first time your GF gave you redwings” but for now, we’d like to start with the basics. Since we don’t have any 60-80 year olds on staff, feel free to let us know if this isn’t accurate.
We’re here to help you battle prostate cancer. Have you placed your penis inside 20 or more vaginas? Then I’ve got good news for you (assuming… Read MoreRead more
In the summer of 1947 some sort of aircraft crash landed near Roswell, NM. Officer Walter Haut from the RAAF (Roswell Army Air Field) issued a… Read MoreRead more