Thinking back, I’m sure you can pinpoint the monumental sexual encounters you’ve had. Sure we missed a few like “first fat chick” and “first time your GF gave you redwings” but for now, we’d like to start with the basics. Since we don’t have any 60-80 year olds on staff, feel free to let us know if this isn’t accurate.
On a given morning, I hit the snooze button about 50 times, give or take, opting to accept 9 minute increments of low-quality sleep in exchange… Read MoreRead more
Lindner is a company based in Poland which currently sells 11,000 coffins per month. These coffins are shipped throughout Europe. And when it… Read MoreRead more
I once had a roommate whom, if given the opportunity to do so without consequence, I would have happily killed. He was unemployed, filthy, and… Read MoreRead more
You can get a lot of cool stuff at a dollar store: plungers that don’t work, watches that don’t work, back scratchers that work surprisingly… Read MoreRead more