Thinking back, I’m sure you can pinpoint the monumental sexual encounters you’ve had. Sure we missed a few like “first fat chick” and “first time your GF gave you redwings” but for now, we’d like to start with the basics. Since we don’t have any 60-80 year olds on staff, feel free to let us know if this isn’t accurate.
Dear Hollywood, I get it. I really do. We’re all trying to make a buck, as is our right. As is your right. And Hanksdamnit, you are so very… Read MoreRead more
After you’ve seen a good deal of haunted houses, they kind of stop being scary. We may have found one in Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin that is… Read MoreRead more
My hair is grey but my balls are shaved. There are screw ups, there are colossal f*ck ups, and there blunders so big they’re off the scale. This… Read MoreRead more