Regretful Morning

Will I get laid on Valentine’s Day?

Posted January 28th, 2010 at 8:31 pm by

Valentine’s day is just few weeks away and that makes a lot of us uncomfortable.  If you’ve just started dating a girl, you can’t go too hardcore or it will scare her away.  However, If you’ve been stabbing the same axe wound for a few years, going too cheap will also make you look douchy.

We decided to look at the most important part of Valentine’s Day.  The Sex, and whether or not you’re going to be having any this year.

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25 Comments
  • Pick Up Artist Magic Tricks
    January 29, 2010
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    #1

    I love this. Especially the “fail” box…genius.
    Actually, for single men, VDay is the most overlooked day of the year to go out and be single and get laid. The key is to not go anywhere that couples might go. Local bars are great and nothing fancy b/c any girl in there is fair game.

  • The Violator
    January 29, 2010
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    #2

    You are thinking of Steak and BJ day a month after valentines day

  • anyaina
    January 29, 2010
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    #3

    I simply love the box scheme and originallity of this! Congrats my friends ;) Love ya!

    • pr0nto82
      January 30, 2010
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      #4

      Originality? It’s called a flow chart. How do you not know what a flow chart is??

  • amanda
    January 29, 2010
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    #5

    We really just want flowers but they need to be where everyone can see them :)

    • speedy petey
      January 29, 2010
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      #6

      If I get you flowers will you show me yours?

      • amanda
        January 29, 2010
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        #7

        ha idk i think you have to ask me bf first

        • speedy petey
          January 29, 2010
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          #8

          whats his email?

  • gay guy
    January 29, 2010
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    #9

    Does this apply to me?

  • sneeks
    January 30, 2010
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    #10

    There is always the “strip club” option. Sad option, bun none the less an “option”.

  • WatchMoviesWith.ME
    January 31, 2010
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    #11

    Oh so true. Sad but true.

  • Kat
    February 3, 2010
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    #12

    This is great flowchart. So true…

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