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	<title>Comments on: Clumsy cat destroys his owner</title>
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		<title>By: bullwinkle</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/01/clumsy-cat-destroys-his-owner/comment-page-1/#comment-23125</link>
		<dc:creator>bullwinkle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 14:42:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m not sure what the cord would change anyway.... it wouldn&#039;t prevent it from falling, it wouldn&#039;t slow it down, it wouldn&#039;t prevent it from reaching the floor (it would become unplugged first) So I&#039;m not sure why no cord = fake. It sure didn&#039;t look fake to me. Ouch.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not sure what the cord would change anyway&#8230;. it wouldn&#8217;t prevent it from falling, it wouldn&#8217;t slow it down, it wouldn&#8217;t prevent it from reaching the floor (it would become unplugged first) So I&#8217;m not sure why no cord = fake. It sure didn&#8217;t look fake to me. Ouch.</p>
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		<title>By: SSHHPPTT`</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/01/clumsy-cat-destroys-his-owner/comment-page-1/#comment-20228</link>
		<dc:creator>SSHHPPTT`</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 08:45:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He took it straight to the face, that takes some serious commitment if it is staged. He didn&#039;t even try blocking with his arms at all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He took it straight to the face, that takes some serious commitment if it is staged. He didn&#8217;t even try blocking with his arms at all.</p>
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		<title>By: It&#8217;s the Internets! (02/1/10) &#171; Kibitzers</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/01/clumsy-cat-destroys-his-owner/comment-page-1/#comment-18862</link>
		<dc:creator>It&#8217;s the Internets! (02/1/10) &#171; Kibitzers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:07:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] This cat almost commits a puurrrrfect murder. [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Snooks</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/01/clumsy-cat-destroys-his-owner/comment-page-1/#comment-18831</link>
		<dc:creator>Snooks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:22:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>um...because they changed it...dumbass</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>um&#8230;because they changed it&#8230;dumbass</p>
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		<title>By: Lakawak</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/01/clumsy-cat-destroys-his-owner/comment-page-1/#comment-18814</link>
		<dc:creator>Lakawak</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 09:56:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I long for the day when websites were not so gullible as to give attention whores an outlet in which to post their staged shit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I long for the day when websites were not so gullible as to give attention whores an outlet in which to post their staged shit.</p>
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		<title>By: s643</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/01/clumsy-cat-destroys-his-owner/comment-page-1/#comment-18811</link>
		<dc:creator>s643</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 05:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It does say &quot;sore&quot; dumbass...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It does say &#8220;sore&#8221; dumbass&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Jason</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/01/clumsy-cat-destroys-his-owner/comment-page-1/#comment-18807</link>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 02:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>good catch snooki</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>good catch snooki</p>
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		<title>By: Snooks</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/01/clumsy-cat-destroys-his-owner/comment-page-1/#comment-18806</link>
		<dc:creator>Snooks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 00:54:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s &quot;sore,&quot; not &quot;soar.&quot;  Dumbass.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s &#8220;sore,&#8221; not &#8220;soar.&#8221;  Dumbass.</p>
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		<title>By: tuckmoney</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/01/clumsy-cat-destroys-his-owner/comment-page-1/#comment-18801</link>
		<dc:creator>tuckmoney</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 23:57:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>there&#039;s no cord on the tv... bullshit...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>there&#8217;s no cord on the tv&#8230; bullshit&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Weird Pictures, Traditional Japanese Pocket Monsters &#38; The Clumsy Cat &#124; djmick: V2</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/01/clumsy-cat-destroys-his-owner/comment-page-1/#comment-18777</link>
		<dc:creator>Weird Pictures, Traditional Japanese Pocket Monsters &#38; The Clumsy Cat &#124; djmick: V2</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 10:51:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] of the Day Double Viking &#8211; Pokemon is my hero! Guyism &#8211; Amber Rose wears a body condom Regretful Morning &#8211; Clumsy cat destroys his owner The Bachelor Guy &#8211; Your Taxes are Free.. If Your Name [...]</description>
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