Regretful Morning

Can you get girls by acting like a douche?

Posted January 19th, 2010 at 5:56 pm by

I’ve been saying this for a long time. If you’re a complete asshole, you will get laid. It’s not that assholes have better lines, looks, or money, it’s the fact we don’t care. If you say “nice shoes wanna fuck?” 100 times at a bar, eventually someone will say yes. It’s a basic game of numbers.

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3 Comments
  • MrsAdorkable
    March 23, 2010
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    #1

    So… they got one number? From a clearly desperate girl.
    Well, research DONE. Be an asshole, and maybe someday a slut will give you her number.
    OR, pretend you’re not a douche, and get laid all the time.. your call.

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