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6 Types of Women Who = First Date Disaster

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First dates are important.  Sadly, they often end in disaster.  You saved up enough cash to take out a nice girl, picked her up, opened every door, pulled out every chair, and kept your head in the game.  Tonight you were going to be a perfect gentleman.  Moments later you realize you made big mistake, and would probably rather make-out with a shotgun.  Today we’re going to pull back the curtains and look at some of those mistakes.

The Girl Who Won’t STFU About Her Ex

You know you’re in for a doozy when the first thing out of your dates mouth is “This is nice, <insert ex boyfriend> was always too fucking cheap to take me somewhere fancy.”  Your night is pretty much fucked from here on out.  If you can, tell her that you don’t drink.  Why?  Because you know that as soon as you order wine and she’s got a half bottle of Merlot in her stomach, she’s going to be a mess.  She’ll probably be calling him within the hour, and be getting fucked silly minutes after you drop her off.

Cell Phone Chatter/Texter

Look, we get it.  You tell your friend to text or call you during the first ten minutes of the date.  If we’re creepy, you’ll drop a hint to your friend and moments later you’ll be telling us how you have to leave because you have to take your friend to the ER.  I don’t think any guy has a problem with that first text or phone call, it’s basically standard procedure.  We do however, get pissed if your face is pointed at your iPhone all night.

The Menu Analyzer

“Well if I get the main dish then I probably won’t be hungry enough to finish the appetizer.  But if I don’t get the appetizer my tummy may start to grumble because I just took my pill blah blah.”

The menu analyzer is a terrible date mainly because you know most of tonight’s conversations are going to be more like an out loud reading of  ‘Trouble shooting for retards.’

Girl Who Thinks Anyone Gives A Shit About “Jersey Shore”

When it comes to pop culture in America, we really got the short end of the stick.  Reality TV ruins the lives of men everywhere when their wives/girlfriends get sucked into another one of these piles of shit.  It isn’t exciting and it isn’t real, but it’s drama – and that my friends is all that it takes.  The only thing men know about reality TV is that Snookie got knocked the fuck out.  Can we leave it at that please?

Loud After Two Glasses Of Wine Chick

This young lady doesn’t know it, but around the world men shudder at the agony of taking someone like her out on a date.  Unfortunately, this one will also be most likely to jump in the sack.  You really need to weigh your options and play your cards right.  On one hand, if nothing sets her off you could be knocking boots within the hour.  Sure you’ll get a few looks when people peer over their meals as she’s cackling like a hyena.  But sometimes the price of glory isn’t cheap.  On the other hand, you could make some insensitive comment about the war in Iraq thinking it would be funny. Quoting Bill Maher won’t get the same reaction from a liquored up young lady as it would from your roommates.  This shit can and will get ugly.  Remember, weigh those options.

Girl Who Leads You On All Night, Then Drops “Friend” Bomb

Probably the worst first date and most heart crushing experience ever, is at the hands of the girl you’ve been chasing for quite some time.  She shows all the signs of being interested, and now it’s time to finally take her out.  Somewhere between the second expensive bottle of whatever she ordered and dessert, she’ll be like “Oh I thought this was just a friend thing” leaving you utterly devastated.

Protip for the ladies: No guy will ever take you out to a nice dinner and just want to be friends.  Don’t act dumb when he starts dropping hints (you know who you are).  Seriously, how hard would it be to say “Look I really don’t like you like that but you just dumped a shit load of cash into this evening, so if you want to pound my love hole for a few minutes, go ahead.  Just know that this is totally no strings.”  It’s the least you can do after leading him on.


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139 Comments
  • dd
    January 27, 2010
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    #1

    No one owes anyone sexual favors for one meal. Or a hundred meals. Is it a shitty thing to lead someone on? Yes. Suggesting that the person just fuck whoever buys them a dinner is plain assholery.

    • wat
      January 27, 2010
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      #2

      maybe you should be clear about that before a guy asks you out.

    • rufus
      January 27, 2010
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      #3

      1. Calm down it was a joke no one expects to get laid with just going out to dinner
      2. You must be one of the girls the article mentioned because of just how fast you where willing to defend your bullshit ideology of using guys and never repaying the favor in some way. I’m not saying to sleep with everyone that give’s you a big mac and a coke but stop using guy’s as personal atm’s and thinking it is justified because your last 14 boyfriends decided to use you as there personal semen depository.

      • rachel t
        January 27, 2010
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        #4

        oh get over yourself. we didn’t ask u to take us out. I’ve had guys spend well over $500 on me and never kissed them.

        • Mr. PimpDaddy
          January 27, 2010
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          #5

          I never kiss the whores I pay for either…

          • rachel t
            January 27, 2010
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            #6

            you couldnt afford me

        • Captain Oblivion
          January 27, 2010
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          #7

          Very true, you didn’t ask us out, we asked you out…. BUT you said yes to the date fully aware of what we had in mind. If you’re NOT interested and a guy asks you out instead of letting him blow 500$ on you while his intentions are obvious and you never had ANY intention of letting him have a shot, why not do the right thing and just say you’d “rather not”?? Allow me to tell you why you don’t; you are a whore for the attention and the pretty things that you’ll get. Go out and get a job and buy your own damn meal, or at the VERY least hand out a card when he asks you out that says that your box has been permanently sealed with mono-foam and been stitched shut. This way at least he knows you’re just ‘doing him a favor’ by letting him be seen in public with the Adonis that is you…

          • rachel t
            January 28, 2010
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            #8

            oh cry me a river. u sound like my ex which is pretty much why i was having sex with his roommate the whole time we were together. thats why i never got mad though becasue i knew i would be getting something much BIGGER later that night.

        • revis
          January 28, 2010
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          #9

          your a bitch obviously

          • January
            February 28, 2010
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            #10

            hahaha rachel is a bitch!!!

      • Profanity Sucks
        March 2, 2010
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        #11

        I expect to get laid every time I go out to dinner. Pretty much standard procedure.

    • johnf
      January 28, 2010
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      #12

      Here is a piece of advice for American men: you can buy a fifteen year old thai bride and fly her into the country for about the same price of six fancy dinners, or you can date ungrateful white women for the rest of your life who cant cook, won’t clean, and don’t know how to stop flapping their mouths for more than five consecutive seconds.

      • John Stamos
        January 28, 2010
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        #13

        Above poster is win.

      • Arod
        January 28, 2010
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        #14

        Hahaha, oh man. I feel bad for guys who date a good percentage of white women. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure there are plenty of white women who take personal responsibility.. but damn this post hits the spot!

      • January
        February 28, 2010
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        #15

        asian women are the best! they are independent, they are workers, wives, moms, housemaid but they still manage to take care of themselves, and go out with friends when husbands are out with friends too! kool shit! and best of all, they give u blow job even when ur married, lets u watch football on tv, lets u drink with friends and they dont nag!!!

        • Tammy
          March 8, 2010
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          #16

          Really? Then my mom was the worst asian woman in existance. She wouldn’t let my dad do anything and refused to go to marriage therapy, or therapy herself. And all she ever did was nag, nag, nag about EVERYTHING.

      • TheJew
        March 13, 2010
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        #17

        You sir, win.

    • Alex
      January 28, 2010
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      #18

      Listen, to all the guys crying foul for not ‘gettin some’ for a goddamn dinner quiche and spritzers, you need to realize…
      There are sluts (just like there are douchebag guys), and then there are real girls, real boys, real PEOPLE. As a self-proclaimed real girl, I can tell you that there are MANY things going on inside my head.

      1. I like this guy. I don’t wanna fuck it up and seem like a user– I want to split the bill. This usually gets misconstrued.
      2. I’m not sure about you. I’ll let you pay because you offered, and let’s be honest. It’s a very nice thing to do.
      3. I can’t believe I went on this date. You are such a douche, you pay the fucking bill. :P

      While the last point is along the lines of what the guys have problems with, well, it’s kind of like the reciprocal annoyance to the ’sexeverydayalldaysuckmydickwe’redatingaren’twewhywontyoublowmeyou’resuchabitch’ stuff that goes running through the male mind.

      Disclaimer: this is just my opinion presented playfully hehe

      • JMacGill
        January 28, 2010
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        #19

        Funny, you are being nice when you want to split the bill because you like the guy. I find it insulting when a woman I asked out insists on splitting the bill. If I like a woman I WANT to pay for the evening.

        If it usually gets misconstrued why keep splitting the bill with guys you like?

    • Barranova
      February 9, 2010
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      #20

      YES, a girl does owe sex to a guy for one meal, even if it is a Happy Meal

      • Profanity Sucks
        March 2, 2010
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        #21

        lol Isn’t every meal that results in sex a happy meal?

        • Hola
          March 3, 2010
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          #22

          niiiice

          • myles 899-6654
            March 7, 2010
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            #23

            hi please call me on my cell i need to use someone else is computer for this

    • ask4ass
      March 7, 2010
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      #24

      bigmac for blowjob biatch

  • john balls
    January 27, 2010
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    #25

    misogyny owns

    • Alex
      January 28, 2010
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      #26

      I really hope you’re being sarcastic… let’s go across the board and just say MISANTHROPY owns… people are all pathetic.

  • Heywood JaBlowme
    January 27, 2010
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    #27

    It’s true. When a guy drops a big amount of cash the least you can do it give him a little sack time. Most of the girls I went out with were pretty good about this.

  • Mike
    January 27, 2010
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    #28

    intellectualwhores.com

    That website spells this thing out much better

  • Shawn
    January 27, 2010
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    #29

    I’m so glad 4chan had an influence on this… 4chan is everywhere

    • /b/
      January 27, 2010
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      #30

      rules 1 and 2

      • Matt
        January 27, 2010
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        #31

        only applies to raids, newfag.

        • anon
          January 28, 2010
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          #32

          ^^ newfag rolls around wearing /b/ tag lolz

          • Janey M
            January 28, 2010
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            #33

            anon tag is sooo hardcore baby!

      • legion
        March 10, 2010
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        #34

        4chan is more than just /b/. besides you utterly broke the rule when you put it as your name. listen to matt as well.

        also, the game.

  • jasonbb
    January 28, 2010
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    #35

    And you wonder why we hit up hookers? No hassles, girls know what’s what. Cheaper, no drama, and they’ve got skills ordinary girls can’t even pronounce.

  • Gerri
    January 28, 2010
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    #36

    Ladies, here’s how I handle it. If you’ve done the dinner date thing and by the end of the meal you know there’s no chance of you unzipping him later, just offer to leave the tip. That gives him the message in a gentle way and likely he’ll just take you home and tell his friends about what a cunt you are. It’s a first date, he knew he probably wasn’t getting laid anyway — unless you’re a slut. Not that there’s anything wrong with that… Just sayin’.

  • S,
    January 28, 2010
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    #37

    Yup… Once again, proof that we shouldn’t have given women the right to vote/work outside of the kitchen, etc.

    Just gives them too much of an ego.

  • Craptastic
    January 28, 2010
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    #38

    Wow, Rachel1 did herself a fine service by completely fleshing out her whorish past, didn’t she?

    Pun intended.

    But no, please do continue, give us men even more reasons to avoid women like you like the plague. Because nothing, I mean NOTHING screams intelligence and validity by claiming to be getting more in and out then a mall parking garage.

  • johnf
    January 28, 2010
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    #39

    I usually just get a girl drunk on the first date and then rape her while she sleeps on my couch. No harm no foul.

  • Lulz
    January 28, 2010
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    #40

    Lulz, just got trolled

  • homie
    January 28, 2010
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    #41

    Why not just hire a hooker….they are cheaper, you don’t have to pretend to listen to their bullshit, and then you can kick their ass out after your finished!!!! SWEET!!!!

  • Arod
    January 28, 2010
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    #42

    Dam.. there is a lot of hatred and animosity posting on this blog. That can’t be good. I believe if you go into a date with your head right (not looking for a piece of ass) and really looking for a connection with somebody, it will be obvious to the girl. (I think girls can pick up on need wussy behavior which is exactly what a guy does if he thinks he can get ass by buying a girl dinner) …Women.. If a guy is willing to drop money for you, just know either A.) He likes you (what’s wrong with that?) or B.) he wants to have sex with you. And I believe girls know which one the guy is in almost immediately, so just make a dam good decision when going out with a guy.

  • Joe
    January 28, 2010
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    #43

    Wait….why are you guys taking these girls out on expensive dates? First few dates until after your past the whole friends thing should be small Inexpensive dates. Take a girl out for drinks, to a friends party, bar hopping, see a local band, go out to the beach. Save expensive dates for when she has earned them. Have a girl come over to your house while you cook, have her bring some wine or something. If a girl is using you for you money, its because your letting them.

  • Joe
    January 28, 2010
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    #44

    Guys, don’t take a girl out on an expensive date except on special occasions. It is that simple. Your setting a precedent that you can’t afford. Take a girl out to watch a local band, hang out at the beach, involve her in something you planned on doing anyways. If a girl is using you for your money, its because you allowed it to happen.

    • Kelsey
      February 5, 2010
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      #45

      This is actually really good advice. Save the expensive dates for much later in the relationship, after you know the girl isn’t interested in what’s in your wallet rather than what’s in your head and your heart.

  • sd45
    January 28, 2010
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    #46

    i hope you realize that rachel t is not a woman .. its a troll

  • Alli
    January 29, 2010
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    #47

    Just thought I’d add my 2c as this has been an interesting read. There are a lot of girls out there who think like this, and I think that boys ought to be aware of it. So this is all good stuff.

    My opinion:
    - girls who ‘hold out’ on sex on the first date simply because they are trying to create an impression they are not sluts – think again. Not that I think you have to sleep with a guy – but seriously, just be honest. If you like him, and you want to sleep with him, u r not a slut if u do. If, on the other hand, you string it out in order to get ‘respect’, u r false and full of yourself. Only way to get respect is to respect yourself, and be the kind of person someone can respect, not by teasing and holding sex over a man as a way to control him.
    - Men may seem weak to you sluts who get their $500 dinners etc but ultimately, as may have alluded to, there is always someone younger and prettier. So good luck with being alone, because ultimately you will be.
    - Me who think that a woman owes them sex for the price of a date, you need to stop thinking with your dick. I agree with Joe, don’t try and buy sex – most of the time you will end up with a vapid skank like Rachel, your wallet lightened and nothing to show. And if you are lucky enough to get laid…welll….wear a condom.
    - If u want sex guys, go to a club where the girls are well lubricated with alcohol and wait till wbout 2am when they are all looking to pair off with someone and they are looking at you with alcohol colloured glasses.
    - If you want a real relatioship with a girl, don’t try and buy her. She will be nice to you as long as you are giving her what she wants, in the meantime she is cheatting on you with your best mate and lining up the next one when your back is turned. Not worth it.

    Truth is, there are not that many decent people out there. But it’s worth holding out for one. And besides, the sex is better with someone you are really connected with on every level. Just my observation.

  • j.lennon
    January 29, 2010
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    #48

    You left out the crazy bitch that thinks the world owes her everything and brags about how guys spend well over 500 on her without giving out even a kiss. O…she actually chimed in with her usual fashion…neeevermind.

    Every other woman you don’t want to date or take out is probably commenting on here anyway. Thats why they’re still single. LMAO

    • Alli
      January 30, 2010
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      #49

      for the most part, you are probably right.
      There are a lot of young pretty girls who think the world owes her everything. Now,not that I am making excuses for them, but – if I were a guy I’d be thinking to myself, ‘why?’.
      Truth is, a guy will say/do anything to get a pretty girl into bed. And they do spoil them and treat them like princesses until they get their end away. Thus perpetuating the problem.

  • A E
    January 30, 2010
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    #50

    Wow, I cant believe how hateful the comments are. What happened to going out with someone, because they stand out, and are like a ray of light when they walk in the room, the one you WANT to spend some money on, and make them smile…life is too short to waste time on someone that is not worth it, and its usually obvious who that is.

  • Rob P.
    January 31, 2010
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    #51

    Wow! Funny read guys and gals. Thanks for the humour.

    1. You are an idiot if you spend $500 on a first date.
    2. You a cum-sucking sow if you expect a man to spend $500 on a first date. And trust me, you better swallow. All of it….you missed some….there, and there on your cheek.
    3. No woman worth having will be impressed by a $500 date. If ordering a bottle of wine is impressive, never have a ‘boy’ clean your pool. She will find him impressive too.

    No woman is worth $500, or $50 in this age of supposed equality. Her dowry of past relationships and regrets will only make your life a living hell if you ever get married.

    I’m lucky I guess. My woman understands why I don’t want to hear about her past. At least she keeps her lips firmly sealed. ANd she doesn’t bitch about the money. She gets everything she needs or wants.

  • Her-man-for-dikes
    February 1, 2010
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    #52

    WOW, an interesting but trivial debate. So i wanna be as gender nuetral as i can be, and i think both ends of the straw look like this:the girl expects the guy to pay a lot of money on the first date, the guy pays all the money in the world to get that cushioney stuff at the end of the night. I say this because A: the girl is a hour and B: the guy is a knuckle head. So let these two take advantage of eachother all they want.

    If a guy and a girl go on an inexpensive date and proove their loyalty to eachother thereof, then let nature take its course, i’m just saying dont have any expectations for at least the first 15 dates, then soul-heartedly ask how u feel about one another.

  • derek
    February 15, 2010
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    #53

    Hey Rachael T is right……guys put themselves in this situation many times. You feel bad…. but you put yourself in this situation bro’s. She got tired of giving it away for free so she started playing the situation…no big deal. You should not be investing in someone you just met to much. If you think spending 100 bucks on dinner while expect pussy then you are the morally bankrupt one.

  • Values_Civility
    February 15, 2010
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    #54

    Though I don’t condone behaivor like that of the infamous Rachel… It’s absurd to channel your hatred and resentment at any one individual especially since dwelling on her and the like will only affect your life negatively. All the best!

  • lev
    February 15, 2010
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    #55

    I would have sex with a reasonably attractive girl for a free meal, women need to sort out their ‘morals’.

  • Mr.Awsome
    February 16, 2010
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    #56

    All girls are whores and retards

  • Jim
    February 18, 2010
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    #57

    I’ve enjoyed this comment string, the internet is fun.

    • Kieran
      March 3, 2010
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      #58

      have to agree .. its been quite an experience

  • Scatternut
    February 18, 2010
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    #59

    For all you sexist guys: Its your fear driving you. You really should stop being such pussies cuz you fear women. If you don’t fear, then you can have room for a little respect. Sexism is driven by fear alone.

    1) If you want a quick shag with a stranger: go to a nightclub
    2) If you want to know her name first: go to a pub or bar
    3) If you want to pay for it: use your hand until you are grown up enough to respect sex and women.
    4) if you want women to remain silent: buy a blow up doll
    5) If you want a relationship: take a girl out to the cinema or somewhere cheap until you know which direction its taking.
    6) if you want a cook/cleaner etc stay at home at mummies and shag her or hire a maid. Women are not mens slaves; men are womens because they give birth to all you ungrateful, sexist arseholes.
    6) If you want some respect, try showing some to others first. You get used because you lacked respect (for yourself and her). You gave the message that you think with your penis. Men have been using women for years as surrogate mothers so get over it!

    • purple
      February 19, 2010
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      #60

      thank you! someone had to say it and I’m very glad you did. Woman are not your mothers though you treat us as such and we are not the whores you’d like us to be. WE have our own minds and choices. So suck it up because in the end it’s OUR choice whether we sleep with you or not.

    • antifeminist
      February 20, 2010
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      #61

      Why are women always played off as the victim? These advocates don’t ever think about why domestic violence is such a big problem these days?

  • Scatternut
    February 18, 2010
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    #62

    Did you know that women do approx 2/3rd of the worlds work, but get paid only 10% of the money?Before you little boys pretending to be men get bitching, realise that its OUR goddamn money that you are spending on us, in order to try and get more out of us, you cheeky, childish fools!

    • Scoffer
      February 24, 2010
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      #63

      The only time women really ever did anywhere close to 2/3rds of the world’s work was during major World Wars… when men were dying by the millions so you ungrateful bitches didn’t have to, and could keep your freedom of speech that led to some of the trash comments on this site.
      10% of the money? Where the hell are you getting your facts from??? Sounds fabricated.
      Outside of the world wars, babysitting and prostitution doesn’t count.
      Get your ass in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, b*tch. And blow me after.

  • hs
    February 18, 2010
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    #64

    i dont know wtf you sexist guys think you’re talking about. the only women you will ever get are weak and stupid. rachel t is just a slut with no standards and gives women a bad name. but there are plenty of women who are decent and clever and don’t sleep with guys for their money. seriously though, the misogynists on this site should just go and die somewhere really. women are equal, they may get paid less and get undercut by men in their jobs but women perform better at school and are proven to be more intelligent in every way. plus we’re better liars, so those sexist men who think that their woman is submitting to them, she’s probably just screwing someone else because as the cheating guide says; you’re not giving her what she needs.

  • Holly
    February 18, 2010
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    #65

    So, here’s the thing. Men ask women out, and a woman will accept because, hey, free meal right? Well then the guys get pissed off and try to break womens hearts cuz they just play guys for their money, so women get hurt and use more guys for their money and it’s an endless circle of people using people and people getting hurt… STOP THE MADNESS!!!

  • purple
    February 19, 2010
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    #66

    While I don’t completely agree with Rachel1 but i do think she was right to stand against this… see I was shown this through f’ing facebook from a guy I have told I have no interest in several times, but still he doesn’t get the hint. so I am apparently number 6 on this list but I don’t see him all the time because he makes it awkward and I refuse to let him spend money on me, he does not take no for an answer. what can I do? humbly take it, but I WON’T jeopardize my morals for some fag who wants to get in my pants. all you men are just ridiculous if this is how you perceive all women, just because we won’t sleep with you?! when you choose to spend money on us knowing we don’t want a relationship or even sex doesn’t give you the right to b*tch us out. so seriously grow the f*ck up! men are as in the wrong with this sh*t as we are.

  • Not Anonymous
    February 20, 2010
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    #67

    #92 is also same fag, now ponder, is #93 same fag as well?

  • Marko
    February 20, 2010
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    #68

    hilarious.

    1. Don’t take those bitches out to a nice date so early.
    2. Women tend to screw guys who treat them like shit, so treat them like shit.
    3. Look at the olympics…. women do about 60% of what the men do, they are inferior so why all the complex planning on dates? Whip it out at some point during the night and make her give you road head on the way home.

  • Ink
    February 21, 2010
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    #69

    GOD, PEOPLE!! where have all the normal people gone??!? seriously, the remark at the end of the article was clearly a joke, and as for these comments… I’m honestly horrified right now!
    where are the girls that go out with a guy because they want to, and expect to split the bill but don’t insist on it..? and whatever happened to saying things straight and open communication?
    I for one would never agree to a date unless i was interested.. and if the date goes horribly and you Really don’t want to go on another one, it’s at least decent to let him know there was no spark at your end..
    I’m actually newly single right now (for pretty much the first time in my life at 19), and I’ve gotta say I’m not loving the scene.. there are so few truly wonderful people out there.. everyone streches the truth, everyone has a freakin agenda, and nobody says things to your face.. If you want a real relationship from the get-go, open your mouth, and the same applies to those who are just looking for a good time, in more ways then one.. if you don’t want to keep dating, just call and say that.. there’s no point leaving people hanging if you’re not in it..
    if people just came out with these things at the start, guys wouldn’t end up paying for nothing, and maybe, just maybe, people would more easily find the kind of mate they need at that point of their life.. just saying… :/
    and some the people posting comments here… god i hope you’re just joking around and trying to get conflict! I refuse to believe that there could really be people that bitchy, trashy, chauvinistic, ignorant and just downright disrespectful in the world…..

  • Silensedge
    February 22, 2010
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    #70

    It’s fun looking at this forum. I, myself, am a fifteen year old boy and, even though I’m not near old enough to date girls the same way as adults, I wouldn’t really be expecting to get sex just for a few meals. That’s basically prostitution loop-holing. Sex would be a bonus on top of having a nice meal with, presumably, a nice girl.

  • Zero
    February 25, 2010
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    #71

    Ok. I didn’t bother to read through all of these comments, I stopped somewhere near number 50 or so. But I’d like to add in a few statements.

    I’m a weird kind of guy, but I’m told quite often that I’m sweet. I compliment girls where compliments are due, and if I like a girl and I think she’s friendly enough to me or that she likes me for who I am, I’ll admit that I like her as more than a friend. I don’t expect to have sex just because I think a girl likes me; nor should that be the reason for any kind of relationship.

    I’m often hit with the “I like you more as a brother” line. In like fashion with someone from the above, I don’t just give up like that, but I don’t hound a girl to date me if she says she doesn’t want to. I’ll flirt, joke about it now and then, whatever have you. But I don’t go to the extremes like some people. There are exceptions to every rule, just as there are guys you cannot lump together in one.

    From my experiences, girls and guys are just as much to blame for everything. It’s VERY rare that one party is not to blame, be it the man or the woman. People see new people and find they look nice and instantly they must try dating. That’s *NOT* going to work out foo’. You wanna date someone? Try getting to know them first. If you get to know them and you still like them, and they don’t like you, well number 6 is your situation, but she shouldn’t have to drop a bomb like that if you two do get to be good friends.

    Hiding things about yourself is a big NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Stop it. I don’t care what reason you may have to lie about yourself or withold things, stop it. If it isn’t something that comes up in discussion and it doesn’t play a big part of your life, then no harm leaving it out. Like say every now and then you pull out old action figures and play with them for a bit. Not gonna hurt anybody if they don’t know, and not worth blurting out for no reason. If you are addicted to watching pokemon every time it shows up on your television, you at least make a joke about it if you feel embarassed. Also seek professional help; that show just needs to be burnt to a crisp.

    And the flip side of all this is true as well, if you know somebody likes you and you don’t feel the same, tell them the truth. Don’t let them treat you to things if you have no plans to get close to them later (and by close I don’t mean physically). If someone wants to take you out on a date or you feel like asking someone somewhat newly met on a date, go ahead. It’s not gonna hurt anybody, but leave it at that. A nice, casual date. You’re not courting the future queen of some remote land. And if you are…. well good luck.

    Long story short, don’t look for physical attractions to base your relationship, don’t expect that showing your pockets are deep is going to make a girl into the perfect woman, don’t lie about yourself and don’t, under any circumstances, be an asshole. It will come back to you. Be honest about who you are and hopefully they’ll do the same for you.

    And if you think I’m talking a load of crap, should things get far, little secrets will come out. And those usually break relationships. And if you were honest and they weren’t, the only person who would willingly break that relationship would be the honest one (due to… “surprises”), and the other person most likely wouldn’t lie to everybody about how you were if they really did like you so much.

    And it’s like 3 am and I really need to learn to sleep before 3 am…. *sigh*. Anyway *prepares for being flamed*

  • Duh
    February 25, 2010
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    #72

    Whenever that last one happens, it’s because the guy just isnt her type or isn’t good enough.
    and you cant expect sex for a meal. if you are, why dont you say it first instead of springing it up after. then youd actually have your answer instead of being “led on”
    “hey, you wanna fuck if i buy you a meal”
    “no”
    there. no meal, no fuck. end of story.
    or how about this
    “im interested in you, is it worth it to spend lots effort pursuing you?”
    “im not really interested”
    TIME SAVER

    • January
      February 28, 2010
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      #73

      well.. i like wat u said.
      but might not work all the time, esp. f a guy is not so attractive.
      they most likely wud get the answer: im not interested.
      just like women wud get this answer too.
      if u tell this to a woman she might find u too easy.
      if a woman tells u this, u might find her too easy.
      touche

  • January
    February 28, 2010
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    #74

    Guys! Rules are simple:

    1. If u like someone, take her to a dinner. F u invite her, expect to pay.
    2. If u dont have enough money, take her somewhere cheaper. If she starts being bitchy, leave her to pay.
    3. If u like her but not sure about her, then take her to coffee. If she pays, well and good, it means she isnt gonna make u an atm machine.
    4. If u take her for coffee and she didnt offer to pay, then dont call again
    4. If u just wanna fuck, then take her to a club!
    5. If she doesnt wanna fuck even when shes drunk, it means she knows what she wants, and maybe she doesnt want u.
    6. Or maybe she doesnt wanna ruin her feelings for u

    Men like sports. And to deal with women is just like playing sports. U like the game, u work hard to win. U dont like the game, u go and find another match. Dont think too much. And dont hate too much.

    Some women are a bitch just like some men are. Touche

  • smidget
    February 28, 2010
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    #75

    would it not be fair to assume that if the man pays for a few dates then you’re obliged to tell him you’re not interested and at least pay for yourself…

    like i’m not gonna suggest jumping into bed with a guy because he buys you dinner coz clearly that guy hasn’t enough charm to get there without the dinner

  • JR
    February 28, 2010
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    #76

    buying expensive dinners on a first date is just like saying “i have no confidence on myself and i need to impress you with money..here, eat all this money up, i’m your new supplier” .. if you feel like a ’supplier’ supply. if you like getting laid, then start using your brains and create some ATTRACTION for a change! DINNER IS NOT PART OF SOME KIND OF MATING RITUAL, you’re just labeling yourself as another average loser that will PAY for her attention.

  • Ram
    March 1, 2010
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    #77

    HAHAHAa OMG i cannot stop laughing my ass off!! both men and women are rediculous… you people are funny trying to attack the opposite sex to defend yourselves…
    Its not your faults though…its the way you were raised… specially here in the U.S. each generation is worse than the one before it, you are all just raised in a country that promotes sexisim , racisim , and all the isims in the world.

    1- Sex is “supposedly” something special, an act of love to share with one person in your life. Not something to abuse. and i say this to both men and women , having sex with everyone u see or just for the pleasure of it makes u all whores and jackasses and jerks.
    ages ago men and women did not have sex till after marriage (which is the right thing to do , i honestly wouldnt want to be with a partner that fucked everyone they knew . Its a shame , and i know most of you will disagree on this with me and call me names like the children that you are , but i make sense). nowadays ppl have sex in clubs in bathrooms and anywhere ..even if only for a minute.. sick and disgusting. have u no respect for yourselves? i know guys are always thinking of sex..but women have more will power and they should keep their bodies sacred coz once you give ure body to someone who will leave u the next day then u lost ur respect. respect your body , becouse if u dont then guys wont respect you or your body and will keep treating u like crap and whores. and guys.. stop thinking with ure dicks and be gentlemen.

    3- Talking about equality , yes men and women are equal , women actually are stronger and let me tell you why , Men are the pioneers of this world , they built the world and made it what it is today (and women helped in that area too ) But women are the mothers of those men…women are what makes men who they are… if you have a shitty mother men will grow up to become losers and persons with no respect and women will have no self respect . . if you had a gr8 mother men will grow up to respect women and women will grow up to respect themselves . Women can raise their children better than men , and men can do heavy work better than women. and both men and women can do intellectual work equally. but only when they partner up. both should share work… both in the houshold and the workforce. but the mother carries a higher burden on raising the kids and the father has the higher burden on bringing in the cash.

    i lost track…hehe… so in the end both genders should respect themselves and even if you do decide to have sex…let it be special… guys dont go out with ure mind set on sex..and girls u have the stronger willpower.. so respect your bodies.. and teach ure men to respect you.

    Btw…am not a girl nor a gay man nor a wuss nor all the negative comments and names that i will see after reading my comment..am just a well raised guy… and i learnt to respect women better than most men. so lets see those attacks!

    2- date for love and for relationships… not for sex…

  • Ram
    March 1, 2010
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    #78

    HAHAHAa OMG i cannot stop laughing my ass off!! both men and women are rediculous… you people are funny trying to attack the opposite sex to defend yourselves…
    Its not your faults though…its the way you were raised… specially here in the U.S. each generation is worse than the one before it, you are all just raised in a country that promotes sexisim , racisim , and all the isims in the world.

    1- Sex is “supposedly” something special, an act of love to share with one person in your life. Not something to abuse. and i say this to both men and women , having sex with everyone u see or just for the pleasure of it makes u all whores and jackasses and jerks.
    ages ago men and women did not have sex till after marriage (which is the right thing to do , i honestly wouldnt want to be with a partner that fucked everyone they knew . Its a shame , and i know most of you will disagree on this with me and call me names like the children that you are , but i make sense). nowadays ppl have sex in clubs in bathrooms and anywhere ..even if only for a minute.. sick and disgusting. have u no respect for yourselves? i know guys are always thinking of sex..but women have more will power and they should keep their bodies sacred coz once you give ure body to someone who will leave u the next day then u lost ur respect. respect your body , becouse if u dont then guys wont respect you or your body and will keep treating u like crap and whores. and guys.. stop thinking with ure dicks and be gentlemen.

    3- Talking about equality , yes men and women are equal , women actually are stronger and let me tell you why , Men are the pioneers of this world , they built the world and made it what it is today (and women helped in that area too ) But women are the mothers of those men…women are what makes men who they are… if you have a shitty mother men will grow up to become losers and persons with no respect and women will have no self respect . . if you had a gr8 mother men will grow up to respect women and women will grow up to respect themselves . Women can raise their children better than men , and men can do heavy work better than women. and both men and women can do intellectual work equally. but only when they partner up. both should share work… both in the houshold and the workforce. but the mother carries a higher burden on raising the kids and the father has the higher burden on bringing in the cash.

    i lost track…hehe… so in the end both genders should respect themselves and even if you do decide to have sex…let it be special… guys dont go out with ure mind set on sex..and girls u have the stronger willpower.. so respect your bodies.. and teach ure men to respect you.

    Btw…am not a girl nor a gay man nor a wuss nor all the negative comments and names that i will see after reading my comment..am just a well raised guy… and i learnt to respect women better than most men. so lets see those attacks!

    2- date for love and for relationships… not for sex…

    forgot to add….rachel…. ure a pure example of cheap prostitution…You certainly are incredible. A perfect example of genetics gone wrong. Now go stand in the corner and dribble or do something just as intelligent

  • Peter Pan
    March 3, 2010
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    #79

    women are not equal to men
    men are smarter, for example, me
    i have never found a woman smarter than i am
    not to mention,
    i dont pay for sex. or ask.
    i just take
    willing or not.

  • Kaldar
    March 5, 2010
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    #80

    can i just point the retardedly obvious thing here. Us guys don’t need to pay for super extravagant shit. don’t dump your money on someone you just started dating. I usually just hang out with the chick first. If she clearly likes me then i start going on dates. and she usually has a job of her own and can pay for evenings out. I’d only usually pay on birthdays, special occasions type deals, or maybe the first night out.

  • :)
    March 8, 2010
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    #81

    I think that men and women are all awesome, and yea we make mistakes but that’s nothing to do with gender.

    If girls are gonna use their looks to get stuff, eventually when they grow old and fat and no1 wants them anymore, they will not have the basic social skills.

    And, believe me men, when you find an amazing girl that’s gorgeous and not a slut, you’ll regret all of the girls you’ve had sex with, so save it for her :]

  • Required: Name
    March 10, 2010
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    #82

    hey ja.Dag you are a arrogant, f**k head,bullshit,bastard who we women hate the most.The only women keeping up with you is a selfless bitch or the whore you buy for barrels of cash to do your household & to suck your dick.

  • Fish
    March 10, 2010
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    #83

    Going ahead and ignoring the bigmac for blow job bits. I do understand how women get a wee bit upset at the notion of “sexual responsibilities” for a meal. As for the argument over the meal and bill, it shouldn’t get that far. Dudes should make it immediately apparent that they are interested in more than friendship, and even if they don’t do this.. Im pretty sure that most women can tell and really should have the decency to say “im not into you that way” by at least outing number two. That way the dinner situation never has to happen.
    PS
    If your one of those women who feels that men should spend large amounts of money on you even if you’re not interested in them, please go jump into an aquarium of piranas….

  • pandora
    March 11, 2010
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    #84

    1. guys might actually get sex on the first date if they aren’t a total dick and 95% of the guy in the world didn’t give u a bad name by not even calling or txting the next day, funnily enough girls don’t mind if u aren’t interested they just don’t wanna be completely ignored straight afterwards. 2. that first dinner shouldn’t get sex it’s just a down payment for all the obvious shit ur gunna put us through later on lol

  • Captain Oblivion
    January 28, 2010
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    #85

    I would also like to point out that you just called yourself a whore here by saying that “you couldn’t afford me” you have just implied that you have a price to which your ’services’ may be acquired. Basically the definition of whore

  • crocodilexp
    January 28, 2010
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    #86

    Rachel, you earned my respect by openly admitting to being a whore… one that Mr. PimpDaddy couldn’t afford, but a whore nevertheless.

  • derek
    February 15, 2010
    Reply


    #87

    $200-300 sounds about right…..or $20 of drinks.

  • H. Donald
    January 28, 2010
    Reply


    #88

    I wonder if the first point of the article applies here, although i guess it took 3 comments.

  • Himynameispaul
    January 28, 2010
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    #89

    …your kind of a heartless slut. Good luck getting preggers and growing old alone, hope that works out well for you.

  • Persona
    January 28, 2010
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    #90

    wow rachel t, you are such a whore. Typical barbie who thinks the world revolves around her.

  • Ego
    January 28, 2010
    Reply


    #91

    I don’t know if you’re aware of this or not, but admitting you cheated on your ex doesn’t validate your argument, it just makes you look like a sad pathetic human being. Carry on with your whoring ways though, I’m sure it will serve you well in the future

  • Ego
    January 28, 2010
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    #92

    I don’t know if you’re aware of this or not, but admitting you cheated on your ex doesn’t validate your argument, it just makes you look like a sad pathetic human being. Carry on with your whoring ways though, I’m sure it will serve you well in the future

  • randomname
    January 28, 2010
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    #93

    I really hope you’re a troll, because if you aren’t, you are a true cunt/whore. Praying on a guys feelings just to get a free meal or shiny piece of metal to wear is sick and is the exact definition of prostitution, except without the sex. You are the WORST kind of whore because you try to hide it. With your attitude, you will never find a man that makes you truly happy, and that makes ME happy.

  • Neilm
    January 28, 2010
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    #94

    First – you’re dirt cheap. Just the idea that you chose $500 as some measure of how lavishly you’ve been treated without putting out, that’s embarassing. $500 is nothing, I’ve seen guys blow thousands on women who never reciprocate in the slightest.

    You’re a cheap gutter tramp.

    Second, it’s hard to believe how stupid you are to post time after time here, every single time just illustrating how vapid and self-centered you are. You don’t seem capable of having an argument without insulting yourself more than your opponent.

    Funny stuff.

  • CunTFace
    January 28, 2010
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    #95

    So just to recap things thing for you.
    You’re number one: Girl who won’t stufu about their ex’s.
    Number two. Girl who lets someone believe they have a chance, for a free meal.
    And by your posts, a whore.
    These are the things you’ll need to change to be meet a suitable match who won’t dump your arse once he realises he can upgrade to a younger model, for the same price.

  • je
    January 28, 2010
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    #96

    You really are an awful whore.

  • Janey M
    January 28, 2010
    Reply


    #97

    Yeah horse cock is the best isn’t it? Go hard sister!

  • Bob
    January 28, 2010
    Reply


    #98

    You’re either a really good troll or a really fat slut.

  • achilles
    January 28, 2010
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    #99

    Seriously guys you need to stop being fucking women and be the hanging cocks we are meant to be we fuck the shit out of rachel’s and treat them like shit for them only wanting and screaming for more.
    Be a man and make the whores pay for dinner. Instead of being the vaj spending the cash be the roommate…

  • LordVicious
    January 28, 2010
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    #100

    whore

  • ouch
    January 28, 2010
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    #101

    you should go back and re-read everything you wrote. you’re an awful human being. good luck in life.

  • Rachel is a whore
    January 28, 2010
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    #102

    Then why date the kid? I think your just a retarded ugly skank posin!
    Suckaaaa

  • Brian
    January 28, 2010
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    #103

    Wow, you sound like a bitch.

  • ugh
    January 28, 2010
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    #104

    Wow. You are a horrible horrible person. No one likes you, especially not your ex’s friend with a big dick. He was just happy to find a whore with a loose enough snatch to get some action.

  • Alfred E. Neuman
    January 28, 2010
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    #105

    Well, that statement just proves you are one of these aforementioned women. I hope there is a circle of hell reserved for cunts like you.

  • Z____Z
    January 28, 2010
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    #106

    wow. whore alert. fuckin trashy as hell. and you are proud of the fact that you cheated on your boyfriend? with his fuckin roommate? jesus! you disgust me.

  • sd45
    January 28, 2010
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    #107

    i bet you are a fat ugly piece of shit

  • devil
    February 13, 2010
    Reply


    #108

    hello, giggty giggty
    tell me more about your ex roomate. how did you guys hit if off on the first time
    what lead to it.
    giggty giggty

  • Crazy...
    February 17, 2010
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    #109

    Because getting fucked by his friend makes you such a better person, you need the attention of his dick to feel pretty. Get a life and stop being a slut, trust me, you’ll feel better about yourself.

    This is an advice from one female to another :)

  • db3300
    February 18, 2010
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    #110

    Well, then that just makes you a slut. Might as well take the next step and call yourself a prostitute outright. You’re already sleeping with one for his money and sleeping with his friend because you’re a sperm dumpster.

  • Dimi
    February 18, 2010
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    #111

    find people who like the whole shit you are asshole bitch and dont screw normal people’s lives. what a drag you are.. im so glad im not like you fucking whore die :) x

  • Anon
    February 20, 2010
    Reply


    #112

    TALKIN ABOUT THE EX SO IMMA CAPS FOR YOU!

    HUR HUR HUR

  • Anne
    February 23, 2010
    Reply


    #113

    Obvious desperate ugly chick is obvious :)

  • Bee
    February 25, 2010
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    #114

    Yeah, jeez, you are a bitch.

    Props to Captain Oblivion =] I am a girl too but I’m not about to go all Feminist and stick up for you just because the only thing we have in common is ovaries.

    Girls should stop leading guys on, sure they do some shit-head things, but who doesn’t? And does that really give us the excuse to do it back? No, no it doesn’t.

  • Alex
    February 26, 2010
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    #115

    LMAO, you’re the girl who talks about her ex. No one likes you xD

  • Dave
    March 5, 2010
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    #116

    rachel t, a bitch indeed – waste of space even…if you can take a guy for granted like that, whilst fucking another one behind his back. You’re pitiful – an absolute JOKE.

  • H. Donald
    January 28, 2010
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    #117

    This should have come after rachel t’s last comment

  • Ego
    January 28, 2010
    Reply


    #118

    Yeah, apparently the site hates me. I thought it didn’t post, because I didn’t see a reply, so I double posted. Niiiiice

  • rachel t
    January 28, 2010
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    #119

    lets get one thing straight. women run this country not men. sure you may build the houses but you build them how we want them. I may even get married and if at the end of the day my husband doesn’t give me everything i want, i will get it somewhere else…for FREE becasue men are weak. and yes Janey I agree that hourse cock is best but i doubt anyone on this site has one!

  • Stargazer
    January 28, 2010
    Reply


    #120

    Obvious troll is obvious.

    And apparently good at it.

  • shaned
    January 28, 2010
    Reply


    #121

    Dear rachel t,
    you are a cheap filthy cumdumpster and i hope you get crotch rot.
    Thanks,
    shaned

  • women are dumb
    January 28, 2010
    Reply


    #122

    be quiet, you’ve admitted to cheating and sponging; your image is already ruined, bantering on about how “women run the country” does nothing more than solidify the fact that you got owned and now you desire revenge for all the slanderous things said. thing is, everything said about you is true. im not even gonna dive into the muck, but your comments are a prime example of the ignorance that dwells in females.

  • thegyn
    January 28, 2010
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    #123

    LOL. I LOVE this! First dates suck. like attending high or college for the first time, you never know what to REALLY expect. To : Rachel t- you WILL get what you want. Go GIRL. a rich husband, a nice house, and you will be alone AND live alone when you are older. The kind of movies that Disney puts out with the old lady that thinks she’s young and mean to her kids. Write it down because i told you. To the rest of you: Let this girl rank on and on. Rich men will put up with her. I see it ALL the time and i horse dick will fuc$ her. Classic setup. She’ll get what she wants but she wont want what she gets in the end.

  • Alfred E. Neuman
    January 28, 2010
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    #124

    By the way, you are NOT in charge at the end. You can spread your legs and think you have the final say, but once your panties are off and we smell the rot in your blown out jerky curtains, Mr. Penis might be reluctant to cooperate, no matter how much alcohol your victim has imbibed.

  • Ja.Dag
    February 18, 2010
    Reply


    #125

    Get back to the kitchen, where you belong. You’re only allowed to leave the kitchen to clean the house or to blow me! F*cking women these days…

  • anonomouse
    February 24, 2010
    Reply


    #126

    Go back to troll school

  • Anon65413251684
    February 18, 2010
    Reply


    #127

    #20 through #24 are same fag…

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