It is extremely rare for me to say that a girl is a “perfect 10.” I gawk at hot chicks (research) for a good hour every day. Sometimes I get distracted and end up watching girls get destroyed by horse cock on pr0n hub, but for the most part I’m collecting pics for the ever so tasteful tramp stamp tuesday.
Long story short, I stumbled upon this pic and almost began to cry. Later, I found a snapshot of her without any bottoms on and fapped myself into a chafe inducing frenzy. Feast your eyes on this biatches.
And girl in the pic, if you ever happen to stumble across this post… Please know that I would let you sit on my face even after you took a dump without wiping and went on a 5 mile jog in 90 degree heat prior to that.
Bonus NSFW cooter shot here. and fully nude shot here – Bonus set provided by Totally Up Yours (nsfw)
December 31, 2009
#1
lol.. I can see the pixels. Glad you like fake shit. She’s as real as the blow up girl you got for Christmas.
December 31, 2009
#2
Still fap worthy.
January 4, 2010
#3
Fake or not, still hot.
January 9, 2010
#4
Sounds like the crying of a jelous girl :3. This girl is hot as hell.
January 13, 2010
#5
Nothing to be jealous about, anyone can be a perfect 10 with the magic of Photoshop. They just fucked her up by over smearing.
December 31, 2009
#6
i just creamed alil
December 31, 2009
#7
she said i felt small
December 31, 2009
#8
More on her here…
http://www.skankazoid.com/2009/10/03/alize-martines-skanks-it-up-amateur-style/
January 3, 2010
#9
this girl is totally real look at the tits they have a natural sag. Fuck megan fox. lol
January 4, 2010
#10
Certainly NOT a perfect 10. Good? Sure. Perfect? Nah.
January 7, 2010
#11
whats that ‘i can tell the fake by some of the pixels’ shit, my ass..
just because you are a mid-40ies, pale, fuck-faced basement dweller, you deny the existence of such hawt women?
FFS; get off your moms snatch and have a look outside, they really exist!
Okay, this one had a boob job, and the nose had some surgery, too… but its highly fapable.
Cheers Fucks!
January 8, 2010
#12
Hey faggot aren’t you supposed to be typing in a humorously retarded fashion? like ths ime a horse clep clop clop
fucking kill yourself
January 7, 2010
#13
well, aside from the makeup overkill, the silly looking eyebrows that were drawn on, the earring poking out from under her lip, and the fake tits that don’t come together properly, yes! perfect!
January 8, 2010
#14
man … the fuck all those pics look like theyve been photoshopped…wack bro what the fuck! NOT 10 UR WACK!
January 8, 2010
#15
hi i’m here to jerk other guys off
January 8, 2010
#16
bit heavy on the airbrush.
January 8, 2010
#17
ARE You guys serious she is so pretty! I think your all just FUCKING GAY!! No one is PERFECT!!
<3
January 11, 2010
#18
sooo sorry poster but.. the reason why her skin and most of the pics look so damn good is because of this nifty feature called soften or reduce noise. a photo editing technique from photoshop that brings nearly anyone up at least 2 points on the hotscae(1-10).. lol, just like how you wonder your chick friends look hot on facebook when their not… but DGAF RIGHT?!?! dont get me wrong, id probably go through half of what you would do for this girl:D
January 11, 2010
#19
ps. pixels are due to uploading to sites that rendered them down and then being copied and posted here. ie, that myspace advertisement. myspace and facebook renders pictures down to save memory
January 12, 2010
#20
lol She’s good looking and a hot body, but a 10? Youve gotta be kidding. Candice Swanepoel is a 10. This girl is 7 in the pictures, probably a 5/6 in real life.
By the way, she has some scary looking areolas. That’s why she covers her titties.
January 13, 2010
#21
NAME, WHAT IS HER NAME?
January 13, 2010
#22
Her last name is Jpeg.
January 13, 2010
#23
hahaha u people crack me up. i’d love to see some pics of the last chick you critics banged. That is if you’ve ever actually been in inside a female. If ever in a situation with a chick this bad, you’d probably blow it before she had the chance to unzip your fly.
January 14, 2010
#24
Wow…I can’t believe everyone thinks this girl is a “10″. She looks like a trashy Jersey slut…and what’s with that metal stub sticking out from under her chin? She’s got a great body, I’ll give her that, but I mean seriously? Chicks that are trashy hot like this are a dime a dozen. And it’s painfully obvious that thiese photos are at the LEAST air brushed…that last pic is the most accurate of all of em…and she doesn’t look that hot in it…
And yes, I have a good looking girlfriend that I bang regularly…twice this morning before going in to work in fact, I like to start my day with a sparkle =)
January 14, 2010
#25
That being said…………………..
Nice titties
February 2, 2010
#26
I smell a hater… She’s fucking gorgeous.
February 2, 2010
#27
Everygirl is one lol