Be careful sweetie, you could hurt yourself.
I was asked to review a new type of coffee called “Wake the F up.” However, I”m too lazy to make coffee so we’re going to give it to you guys instead.
Top 3 captions for this pic get a free bag of this stuff. Let the puns begin! Ends 12/11/09
Morning Wood Links:
Hot chicks making out – College Humor
Joanna Krupa looks good in any bikini – Guyism
Megan Daniels is tattooed and fap worthy – Gorilla Mask
Bridget Marquardt black n’ white pics, yes plz – Ask Men
Anna D
Cute pussy
Dat ass
Hayley Pascoe
Male Survey
marketing win
Two please
Who is better?
December 9, 2009
#1
Look, honey, water does make it shrink.
December 9, 2009
#2
“Hey, nice boner ! Can I touch ?”
December 9, 2009
#3
Super Morning Wood Man, reporting in.
December 10, 2009
#4
See, you don’t need money, good looks, good hygiene or a big cock to get a girl in bed, just a few good openers and negs…
December 10, 2009
#5
2 please
December 10, 2009
#6
i got the kind of wood that only a lumber jerk can take down
December 10, 2009
#7
Gimme the camera! I wanna show you what I just did to him
December 11, 2009
#8
is that a banana in ur pocket?
December 12, 2009
#9
All hail Lord Sweatpants boner!
December 12, 2009
#10
G’morning to you too.
December 13, 2009
#11
“I swear the chick holding the camera was the hot one!”