Comments on: Broke? 5 Ways To Tip The Pizza Guy http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/12/5-ways-to-tip-the-pizza-guy-when-youre-broke/ We laugh at your misfortune Fri, 25 May 2012 18:22:40 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Lyons http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/12/5-ways-to-tip-the-pizza-guy-when-youre-broke/comment-page-1/#comment-21677 Lyons Tue, 04 May 2010 19:10:38 +0000 http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=11315#comment-21677 Yea it does suck when working in the pizza bizz but its your own fault YOU dont tip mc donalds workers do u and they are making the same as the big pizza companys pay their employees. GET AN EDUCATION thats all u can do or get lucky the pizza company is out for money they dont pay for car wear and tear if u use ur vehical they dont pay u any of the delivery charge they now charge people. and they pay min wage. horrible bizz to work in if ur entry level. Yea it does suck when working in the pizza bizz but its your own fault YOU dont tip mc donalds workers do u and they are making the same as the big pizza companys pay their employees. GET AN EDUCATION thats all u can do or get lucky the pizza company is out for money they dont pay for car wear and tear if u use ur vehical they dont pay u any of the delivery charge they now charge people. and they pay min wage. horrible bizz to work in if ur entry level.

]]> By: wigs http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/12/5-ways-to-tip-the-pizza-guy-when-youre-broke/comment-page-1/#comment-21076 wigs Tue, 13 Apr 2010 03:21:24 +0000 http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=11315#comment-21076 something is so big something is so big

]]> By: PART TIME DRIVER, FULL TIME STUDENT http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/12/5-ways-to-tip-the-pizza-guy-when-youre-broke/comment-page-1/#comment-20945 PART TIME DRIVER, FULL TIME STUDENT Wed, 07 Apr 2010 15:01:06 +0000 http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=11315#comment-20945 Why the fuck do you think some of us are delivering pizzas??? It's because we don't have rich ass parents to pay our way through college or the financial aid just doesn't quit pay all the bills!!! Your stupid! Between the wear and tear on our vehicle, minimum wage, and that DELIVERY FEE THAT WE DON'T GET TO KEEP...SOMETIMES OUR TIPS BARELY COVER THE GAS WE USED ON THAT SHIFT. Sometimes the only food in my fridge was frozen pizza which my manager liked me enough to give me. Frat houses...no no no...we're talking about full grown adults making 10 times plus our minimum wage who can afford $30 dollars worth of pizza, but not a 15% tip!!!! IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO TIP...YOU CAN'T AFFORD THE PIZZA!!!! DRAG YOUR ASS OUT TO THE PIZZA HUT AND WASTE YOUR GAS AND TIME!!! AND AS FOR A REAL JOB...I WAS A PARALEGAL STUDENT, STUDYING TO GET ACCEPTED INTO LAW SCHOOL...SO YOUR THE FUCKING RETARDED DUMBFUCK!!! JUST REMEMBER THAT WHEN THE MANAGER...FORMER DRIVER SPITS RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF YOUR PIZZA FOR EVERYBODY TO GET THE FIRST BITE!!! I'VE SEEN IT HAPPEN FASTER THAN I COULD REALIZE WHAT HAPPENED OR MAYBE WE'LL JUST WIPE OUR ASS THEN STICK A FINGER IN IT. :) YEAH THAT'S MY FAVORITE FOR ASSHOLES LIKE YOU. Why the fuck do you think some of us are delivering pizzas??? It’s because we don’t have rich ass parents to pay our way through college or the financial aid just doesn’t quit pay all the bills!!! Your stupid! Between the wear and tear on our vehicle, minimum wage, and that DELIVERY FEE THAT WE DON’T GET TO KEEP…SOMETIMES OUR TIPS BARELY COVER THE GAS WE USED ON THAT SHIFT. Sometimes the only food in my fridge was frozen pizza which my manager liked me enough to give me. Frat houses…no no no…we’re talking about full grown adults making 10 times plus our minimum wage who can afford $30 dollars worth of pizza, but not a 15% tip!!!!

IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO TIP…YOU CAN’T AFFORD THE PIZZA!!!! DRAG YOUR ASS OUT TO THE PIZZA HUT AND WASTE YOUR GAS AND TIME!!!

AND AS FOR A REAL JOB…I WAS A PARALEGAL STUDENT, STUDYING TO GET ACCEPTED INTO LAW SCHOOL…SO YOUR THE FUCKING RETARDED DUMBFUCK!!! JUST REMEMBER THAT WHEN THE MANAGER…FORMER DRIVER SPITS RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF YOUR PIZZA FOR EVERYBODY TO GET THE FIRST BITE!!! I’VE SEEN IT HAPPEN FASTER THAN I COULD REALIZE WHAT HAPPENED OR MAYBE WE’LL JUST WIPE OUR ASS THEN STICK A FINGER IN IT. :) YEAH THAT’S MY FAVORITE FOR ASSHOLES LIKE YOU.

]]> By: deliverydriver http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/12/5-ways-to-tip-the-pizza-guy-when-youre-broke/comment-page-1/#comment-20306 deliverydriver Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:32:37 +0000 http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=11315#comment-20306 Fuck all your suggestions. Pizza guy's just want the money, I promise. Fuck all your suggestions. Pizza guy’s just want the money, I promise.

]]> By: Sarah http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/12/5-ways-to-tip-the-pizza-guy-when-youre-broke/comment-page-1/#comment-19259 Sarah Tue, 16 Feb 2010 08:27:58 +0000 http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=11315#comment-19259 I really hope girls aren't that slutty. My boyfriend just got a job as a pizzaguy. :/ I really hope girls aren’t that slutty. My boyfriend just got a job as a pizzaguy. :/

]]> By: Smooth Lee http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/12/5-ways-to-tip-the-pizza-guy-when-youre-broke/comment-page-1/#comment-18454 Smooth Lee Sun, 17 Jan 2010 01:48:27 +0000 http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=11315#comment-18454 Actually, if that is true I might be just be thinking of giving you my own tip ; ) . . . .hadda. Since i'm up here: I was/am a delivery/driver and special perks can keep you from being sad about a min. wage SERVICE job (for all the FUCKtards who don't really work for a living or comprehend earned GRATUITIES), as long as you are paid what you are owed first! Now...back to crossing the "no touch" barrier....... Actually, if that is true I might be just be thinking of giving you my own tip ; ) . . . .hadda.
Since i’m up here: I was/am a delivery/driver and special perks can keep you from being sad about a min. wage SERVICE job (for all the FUCKtards who don’t really work for a living or comprehend earned GRATUITIES), as long as you are paid what you are owed first! Now…back to crossing the “no touch” barrier…….

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]]> By: f http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/12/5-ways-to-tip-the-pizza-guy-when-youre-broke/comment-page-1/#comment-17968 f Sat, 02 Jan 2010 08:58:00 +0000 http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=11315#comment-17968 Jason you really should stop writing, I have read two of your articles and both suck. Jason you really should stop writing, I have read two of your articles and both suck.

]]> By: Someguy http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/12/5-ways-to-tip-the-pizza-guy-when-youre-broke/comment-page-1/#comment-17788 Someguy Sun, 27 Dec 2009 19:56:47 +0000 http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=11315#comment-17788 Worker salary must be enouth, if the employer can't afford a decent salary he can't think that his costumer would pay for the pizza and for the delivery boy. I'll never understand the "you must always give tips" that americans have. Tips are for the workers who deserves it, not for everybody. Worker salary must be enouth, if the employer can’t afford a decent salary he can’t think that his costumer would pay for the pizza and for the delivery boy.

I’ll never understand the “you must always give tips” that americans have. Tips are for the workers who deserves it, not for everybody.

]]> By: Legalized bees, finger limes come to North America, goodbye to Toronto’s floating restaurant | Read All About It | torontolife.com http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/12/5-ways-to-tip-the-pizza-guy-when-youre-broke/comment-page-1/#comment-17693 Legalized bees, finger limes come to North America, goodbye to Toronto’s floating restaurant | Read All About It | torontolife.com Wed, 23 Dec 2009 14:01:20 +0000 http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=11315#comment-17693 [...] • Legendary finger limes, native to Australia, are making their debut in North America as a handful of California farmers produce their first harvest for select distribution. The notoriously difficult-to-grow citrus looks like a gherkin and has a thin skin that, when squeezed, pops out “juicy vesicles” resembling caviar. Although too puckering to eat on their own, the fruit are sought after for their balanced taste and are a great add-on for cocktails. They may even make it to Canada in the near future. [L.A. Times] • Regretful Morning offers some solutions to being too short on cash to tip a delivery person. A shot of JD to go, perhaps, or a token of appreciation like a Dwight Shrute bobblehead. Feeling artistic? While the pizza’s on its way, try sketching out the scenario for the driver in the form of a Dilbert-esque cartoon—he might not leave with cash, but he might leave with a smile. [Regretful Morning] [...] [...] • Legendary finger limes, native to Australia, are making their debut in North America as a handful of California farmers produce their first harvest for select distribution. The notoriously difficult-to-grow citrus looks like a gherkin and has a thin skin that, when squeezed, pops out “juicy vesicles” resembling caviar. Although too puckering to eat on their own, the fruit are sought after for their balanced taste and are a great add-on for cocktails. They may even make it to Canada in the near future. [L.A. Times] • Regretful Morning offers some solutions to being too short on cash to tip a delivery person. A shot of JD to go, perhaps, or a token of appreciation like a Dwight Shrute bobblehead. Feeling artistic? While the pizza’s on its way, try sketching out the scenario for the driver in the form of a Dilbert-esque cartoon—he might not leave with cash, but he might leave with a smile. [Regretful Morning] [...]

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