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Should I Buy Her A Drink? [Flowchart]

Posted November 6th, 2009 at 3:44 pm by

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If you end up hitting the bars tonight, we’d like you to be prepared.  Sometimes knowing when and who to buy a drink for can be a challenging task for young men.  We’ve developed an extremely basic reference guide to help you step up the plate and score some (probably married) tail.  Good luck young Jedi.

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28 Comments
  • bob
    November 7, 2009
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    #1

    Are you T-Pain? -> Yes -> Write a song about how you’re gonna buy her a drink -> Buy her that drink

  • lucky
    November 7, 2009
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    #2

    very innacurate, needs a lot more sections from how many drinks she’s had, is she surrounded by a big group of friends, ways shes behaving etc etc

  • Troy
    November 7, 2009
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    #3

    primitive humor

  • fcukthat
    November 7, 2009
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    #4

    buy her a drink? the bitch better be buying me a drink instead

  • Monica Dickey
    November 7, 2009
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    #5

    Kind of funny but I would say go talk to someone for a few minutes before buying them a drink, and when you do don’t make a big deal about it. :)

  • gordo
    November 7, 2009
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    #6

    love the ” Are you Broke?> Yes> Get a job, Looser.” its an endless loop…

  • Maurice Tyson
    November 7, 2009
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    #7

    This is really missing a real deal breaker – DOES IT HAVE AN ADAM’S APPLE AND DOES SHE LOOK LIKE FERGIE! Ha ha ha!

  • Lalliey
    November 8, 2009
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    #8

    Come what may, if you are really interested buy her a drink

  • Lolz
    November 8, 2009
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    #9

    You never buy a girl a drink right off the bat. Ever. It’s presumptuous and assumes too much, not to mention highly cliche. Buy her the drink after you lay a good foundation for the encounter by making a good impression and conversation, otherwise you may as well be a waiter.

    Whether you’re in her league or not, if you’re smooth and can adeptly command the powers of persuasion then you’re in a league of your own. Read a book called “The Game”.

  • Pet Society Help
    November 8, 2009
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    #10

    Screw the chart, always buy her a drink.

  • Trole
    November 8, 2009
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    #11

    This was funny.

    But not funny enough.

    I will make a comment to show how much funnier I am, than you.

    Will I bother to start my own blog, or create a nicely formatted flow chart of my own?

    No.

    Somehow, inexplicably, this leads me to believe you have been served.

  • MArCUS
    November 8, 2009
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    #12

    LoL nice flow chart

  • skeez
    November 8, 2009
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    #13

    unfortunately you aren’t funny.

  • skeez
    November 8, 2009
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    #14

    That was meant for Trole.

  • jiu jitsu master
    November 9, 2009
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    #15

    Why is the Jiu Jitsu guy asian? Jiu Jitstu is mostly Brazilian

  • marcellus kelley
    November 9, 2009
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    #16

    Be a gentleman, buy her the drink without looking for sex!

  • Chris
    November 22, 2009
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    #17

    This is funny. Nice!

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