The Feminization of Vampire Movies

November 3, 2009 · Print This Article

Remember when the vampires in movies would just slaughter people left and right while banging hot chicks?  It really wasn’t that long ago.  Unfortunately for those of us who grew to admire the OG bloodsucking badass, Hollywood decided to turn the modern vampire into a complete pussy.  To demonstrate the decline of asskickery in vampire films we’ve made a small timeline.  Side note: We almost had Edward from Twilight in for an interview, but he was too busy sharing a Root Beer float with a construction worker.

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6 Responses to “The Feminization of Vampire Movies”
  1. skeeez says:

    Twilight haaaaaay

  2. Dave says:

    What about Let the Right One In? That movie is hardcore.

  3. newtech says:

    Give it ten years, some asshat will make the twilight of zombie movies. Bam, another genre down the drain.

  4. kaly76hummer says:

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at __Agelessmatch.com__a nice place for Younger Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

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