Remember when the vampires in movies would just slaughter people left and right while banging hot chicks? It really wasn’t that long ago. Unfortunately for those of us who grew to admire the OG bloodsucking badass, Hollywood decided to turn the modern vampire into a complete pussy. To demonstrate the decline of asskickery in vampire films we’ve made a small timeline. Side note: We almost had Edward from Twilight in for an interview, but he was too busy sharing a Root Beer float with a construction worker.
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November 3, 2009
#1
Twilight haaaaaay
November 4, 2009
#2
What about Let the Right One In? That movie is hardcore.
November 4, 2009
#3
I’ve heard that movie owns.
November 4, 2009
#4
Give it ten years, some asshat will make the twilight of zombie movies. Bam, another genre down the drain.
November 4, 2009
#5
Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at __Agelessmatch.com__a nice place for Younger Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.
December 9, 2009
#6
let the right one in was hardly hardcore as far as vampire flicks go. it was for the most part boring and only had a handful of scenes that differentiated it from a boring subtitled chick flick. though the movie sampling was picked to illustrate the point of “twilight sucks”. there have been a couple decent vamp flicks, like 30 days of night (2007).
December 10, 2009
#7
What about Bram Stoker’s Dracula?! It had Gary Oldman, fucking Gary OLDMAN!
December 13, 2009
#8
You forgot about John Carpenters Vampires… that’s the most manly vampire movie ever made… That and From Dusk Till Dawn
December 13, 2009
#9
Funny you say that. They were first on my list but then we turned it into “this decade” because there are a lot of badass vamp movies.