Remember when the vampires in movies would just slaughter people left and right while banging hot chicks? It really wasn’t that long ago. Unfortunately for those of us who grew to admire the OG bloodsucking badass, Hollywood decided to turn the modern vampire into a complete pussy. To demonstrate the decline of asskickery in vampire films we’ve made a small timeline. Side note: We almost had Edward from Twilight in for an interview, but he was too busy sharing a Root Beer float with a construction worker.
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