Like it or not, Tom Cruise has pulled off some of the best Bromances ever.  A lot of you were quick to jump on the hatorade ‘OMFG he’s a crazy Scientology douche’ bandwagon, and that’s fine.  But before lashing out in the future, let’s take a look at what big T has made acceptable in standard society.

  • Male on male shirtless hugging.
  • Countless retarded quotes that will still get laughs if presented well.
  • Ridiculous amount of sexual innuendos and puns.
  • A barrage of photoshop memes on 4chan, digg, and reddit.

I could sit here all day and give you reasons why Tom Cruise and his Bromances are awesome but I don’t have time.  My neighbor Ted (he does construction) is coming over to watch Top Gun and possibly Road House.  He always insists that we sit right next to each other even though there is plenty of room on both sides of the couch.  Ted says it’s better this way because I’ll be able to save money on heat.

Cole Trickle and Harry Hogge (Days of Thunder 1990)

“I’m dropping the hammer!”
“No you’re not…”

Louis de Pointe du Lac and Lestat de Lioncourt (Interview with the Vampire 1994)

This compilation featuring Lestat and Louis will leave a swell in the shorts of even the straightest men.

Raymond Babbitt and Charlie Babbitt (Rain Man 1988)

“I’m an excellent driver.”

Brian Flanagan and Doug Coughlin (Cocktail 1988)

“I’d ike to try the orgasm please.”
“How many would you like?”
“umm multiple”

Fast Eddie Felson and Vincent Lauria (The Color of Money 1986)

“Vincent, get in the car, this is embarrassing. You’re acting like some girl who got felt up at the drive-in.”

Jerry Maguire and Rod Tidwell (Jerry Maguire 1996)

“Show me the money!”

Maverick and Goose (Top Gun 1986)

“I feel the need, the need for speed!”