Last Halloween I was super lazy so I bought a referee shirt and a whistle before we hit the bars.  Surprise surprise, I wasn’t the only one.  Thankfully most of the other refs were babes so it gave me some good opportunities to use lines like:

“whoa we have same costume lets take a pic!”

“We’re like twins, lets do a shot”

“You look better than me lets fuck” (didn’t actually use this one but I should have).