Last Halloween I was super lazy so I bought a referee shirt and a whistle before we hit the bars. Surprise surprise, I wasn’t the only one. Thankfully most of the other refs were babes so it gave me some good opportunities to use lines like:
“whoa we have same costume lets take a pic!”
“We’re like twins, lets do a shot”
“You look better than me lets fuck” (didn’t actually use this one but I should have).