Regretful Morning

If Star Wars Were Remade Today

Posted October 13th, 2009 at 11:14 am by

Nerd debate: If they had to remake the original Star Wars movies while using the same characters, who could pull off their role the best?  We dug up some “that was then and this is now” style pictures to help you to decide.


Random Star Wars fact: George Lucas originally wanted to make 9 Star Wars movies, and back in the 70′s he asked Mark Hamill if he wanted to do a cameo in the last one.

‘Um, how’d you like to be in Episode IX?’ This is 1976. ‘When is that going to be?’ ‘2011.’ I defy anyone to add 36 years to their lives and not be stunned. Even an eight year old is like, ‘No, I’ll never be 47.’ So I did the math and figured out how old I’d be. I said, ‘Well, what do you want me to do?’ He said, ‘You’ll just be like a cameo. You’ll be like Obi Wan handing the lightsaber down to the next new hope.’ And I’m thinking, ‘I love the guy. If he wanted me to do light yard work at his house, I’d be out clipping the hedges.’ So I went, ‘Sure.’ But I thought he just realized that he’s going to be doing it the rest of his life and he’d rather not do that.” – Source

Conclusion: We’d still bang Carrie Fisher.

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  • demonfafa
    October 13, 2009


    I got “molested” by Carrie Fisher while she was doing her one-woman show, “Wishful Drinking.” It was an interesting and fun experience getting to meet her, but sexy was not in the forefront of my mind when thinking back.

    • sheriff
      October 20, 2009


      then you my friend havent seen the leia in a slave bikini part and are a homo.

      • BAMF
        January 27, 2010


        RFLMAO I was thinking the same thing!!!

        On the topic of the question: sense vader died in Return of the Jedi I think Harrison Ford could make his part the best. I don’t think Carie Fisher has not aged well enough to do her part. Don’t get me wrong even with the over abundance of access to free porn I still jerk off to Leia in her metal bikini every once in a while :D .

  • Hank
    October 10, 2010


    All fake, done with photoshop

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