Comments on: 5 Dates That Shouldn’t End in Foreplay

By: Christine

Christine — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 02:26:28 +0000

Seriously. EVERY woman I know obsesses about the taste and smell of her parts. They all complain too, about spending an hour in the shower prepping for a steamy night, only to have the guy wrinkle his nose at the thought/request. I’ve only met a couple men even AWARE of the fact that they need to apply soap to their genitals. I really like giving head, but nothing is worse than going down on a guy and smelling a fucking brewery. Read that last bit as many times as you need, gentlemen, for it to sink in. Ball sweat smells like week-old beer in the sun. Wash your shit.

By: Michelle

Michelle — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:02:07 +0000

Lol as if guys smelled that great. Women, at least clean women, will usually freshen up before getting down to it.

By: paul

paul — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 05:24:30 +0000

Take a fucking shower! Both of you – your balls probably smell worse than her snatch anyway. And you can fuck in the shower too…

By: Boring and Stupid

Boring and Stupid — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:06:43 +0000

This really wasn’t very funny. Usually if you’re witty then you can make cringe-worthy topics really fucking funny (a la South Park) but you’re clearly a moron so this is a huge fail. For the record, only the fat dirty girls that date you have this much trouble with sweat and odor. If you could ever find a clean girl then she doesn’t smell after doing fairly light aerobic activity. In summation, please feel free to go fuck yourself the next time you think you can write a humorous article because I assure you, you can’t.

By: Jarrod

Jarrod — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:42:15 +0000

I just fapped

By: Petra

Petra — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:24:59 +0000

see – this just goes to show that you are not creative enough. You can do all of these things and still get laid – happily – just jump in the shower together first. Everyone knows taking a shower together is incredibly sexy and fun – especially if you start out with some of your clothes still on so you get that wet t-shirt look going and then strip down, lather up and well…….

“food” for thought…

By: Terry Tate

Terry Tate — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:07:09 +0000

How bout I grub on your axe wound while you towel my nuts?

By: Melanie

Melanie — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:18:15 +0000

Also, mini-golf is for fags.

By: Melanie

Melanie — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:17:18 +0000

Does anyone else think it’s weird that men seem totally oblivious to the fact that their dicks have a strong taste/smell? One that’s not always pleasant (ball sweat, dude – seriously). I realize that this list is specifically about cunnilingus, but it continues to blow my mind that guys are always taken aback when you ask them to go to the bathroom and towel that shit off right quick.
And ‘grubbing on an axe wound’ – not very sexy, but I’m definitely going to use it tonight at some point. Viva Hallow’en!

By: mondojohnson

mondojohnson — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 19:44:25 +0000

“grubbing on an axe wound…” brilliant.

Truly evocative of the psychic horror I and my homo brothers experienced with our phony high school girlfriends…..