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10 Naughty NSFW Pumpkin Pics

Posted October 24th, 2009 at 10:51 am by

There’s nothing that says ‘Happy Halloween’ better then a jack-0-lantern spreading his ass cheeks so that we can enjoy the sight of his candle lit cornhole.  Here are 10 examples of people who gave their pumpkins a rated R dash of flavor.

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27 Comments
  • Pumpkingirl
    October 25, 2009
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    #1

    The pumpkin flashers are very original :)

  • Rachel Rush
    October 25, 2009
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    #2

    The one with the thong pulled to the side made me lol. nice list.

  • Horny Pumpkin
    October 25, 2009
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    #3

    Sure gives new meaning or an old meaning to the phrase “a great set of pumpkins”, don’t you think?

  • MarcN
    October 25, 2009
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    #4

    I took this photo at the Peterborough, NH Pumpkinfest:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/marcn/4021302438/

    It is a *Rocket Ship*.

  • Ryan
    October 26, 2009
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    #5

    You guys are killing the blog scene with all these Halloween blog goodies! I knew before I clicked the link from Digg that goatse would be in the mix…god bless the Internet :)

  • OMG Is Megan Fox
    October 26, 2009
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    #6

    LOL What a dirty mind….

  • jp tm
    October 26, 2009
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    #7

    I saw a funny one @Pumpkinfest 2007:

    http://digg.com/d317rYf

  • Jennifer
    October 26, 2009
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    #8

    Thats the old goatse montage

  • McShagworthy
    October 27, 2009
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    #9

    Goatse FTW. The only thing better is if someone could figure out how to do a pumpkin of this: http://bit.ly/6clFt

  • McShagworthy
    October 27, 2009
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    #10

    Goatse FTW. Now if only someone could make a pumpkin version of this: bit.ly/6clFt

  • CrazyOldie
    October 27, 2009
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    #11

    that was awesome! Now I have something to do with the pumpkins before kids come over for candy.

  • Halloween Costumes
    March 13, 2010
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    #12

    LOL LOL. The ones in the yard as SOOO funny! That girls back Really has to hurt after carrying around those pumpkins!

  • costumes for adults
    April 14, 2010
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    #13

    Very Humor indeed. Curious if you need to attend a class to cut those pumpkin like they did.

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    October 27, 2010
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  • Halloween Man
    May 10, 2011
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    #15

    i am not sure if i can look at pumpkin carving the same way again. these pictures are almost like an artwork. very funny indeed!

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