Sorry for the lack of updates kids, but I’m on the border line of death from the sun stroke I got a couple of days ago.  You know those fevers where you’re cold as fuck and sitting in the 90 degree sun is the only thing that seems to warm you up?  It’s been like that.

Then my mom called and said I shouldn’t be going in the sun anymore because it makes me worse.

So last night I take 10 MG Ambien to help me sleep, and for the most part it was working.  However, I kept having dreams about True Blood and how I was about to form an alliance with Eric.  We were going to kick the shit out of the maenad chick.

But then I woke up again and I was hot as shit.  This was a relief from shivering so I grabbed another 10 MG Ambian and put a fan on my face.  I woke up around 3am in the middle of the biggest piss ring I had ever seen.  This is the largest amount of piss that I had ever pissed out in my bed, ever.  Once I cleaned myself up I continued with my completely hetero vampire dream.

Moral: Don’t take more than one Ambien if you’re sick.

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