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The world’s most badass jogger

Posted August 6th, 2009 at 6:04 pm by

badass jogger

Just being on the same road as this guy instantly grants you +100 man points.

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24 Comments
  • nospam
    August 9, 2009
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    #1

    slow day huh.

  • jacob
    August 9, 2009
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    #2

    now that is funny.

  • lol
    August 9, 2009
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    #3

    not impressive at all. if you got an ascent like this you are obviously faster by foot as by bike because gravity and friction are now working against you

  • joe
    August 9, 2009
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    #4

    that looks cool and all, but I bet right at the last minute that jogger is gonna dart right in front of the bikers. effin deer….

  • Jack O'lowpe
    August 9, 2009
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    #5

    He is not a jogger (or runner, se below), but a cyclist without a bike. Look at his F-ing shoes man. If you want to go running with those sh!ts on, go right ahead. But I would not run in those things unless I had to.

    Plus, jogging is really more about about traveling at a leisurely pace, where running is either training or an actual sport, like endurance races. SInce the gent in the photo is in full competition garb, which may happen to be a bike race, he is acting competitively. Therefore, he is running, not jogging. He is either running after his bike, or he is training for a bike race in a humorous helmet. Not Jogging. You are right, it is a pretty badass helmet, except that it is pink.

    Funny picture, too bad the caption is so inane that it doesn’t do it real justice.

    Maybe I should write for Regretful Morning, since I am pointing out how misfortunate it is that you are not funny. -100 Man Points for Regretful Morning! Check out my website if you want to understand what humor really is…

    • anon
      August 9, 2009
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      #6

      Went to your shitty pink blog and only laughed at how terrible it was. Plz kill yourself for wasting my time.

  • Tom Parker
    August 9, 2009
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    #7

    Damn Jack, you come off a bit harsh. I agree with you though, the caption for the image sucks.

    I came here from digg thinking I would see a jogger running on a cliff edge or something. I feel Rickrolled.

  • Alex
    August 9, 2009
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    #8

    I don’t think he is a jogger. It looks like he is wearing biking shoes. Plus he is wearing a bike jersey, and biking gloves.

  • TDF
    August 9, 2009
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    #9

    This is the Tour de France and the “jogger” is one of the fans who line the route and run along with their favorite rider or team (or camera bike) for a couple of hundred feet. Awesome hat though.

  • cycle_psycho
    August 9, 2009
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    #10

    Um, I would say not the Tour de France, but Giro d’Italia because of the pink helmet. These guys do this all over bike racing around the world. Also sumo wrestler fat suits, Bruno thong speedo, devil man costume with pitchfork, Elvis costumes and everybody’s favorites, the bikini girls flashing.

  • seth
    August 9, 2009
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    #11

    do you know how a bike works? it goes faster the steeper the hill is…

  • ccluskin
    August 9, 2009
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    #12

    co-sizzle

  • balow
    August 9, 2009
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    #13

    okie… it’s game season nowwww…!

  • jhower
    August 9, 2009
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    #14

    yes, it was indeed the Tour de France. He was there everyday….it was quite amusing

  • Gary
    August 10, 2009
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    #15

    The world’s most badass jogger….

  • TitanicX
    August 10, 2009
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    #16

    I dub this man the King of the internet. He is my regent, I will follow where ever he runs, run o king of mine, run to heaven!

  • ...Crap.
    August 11, 2009
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    #17

    Damn, that is ONE funny guy.

  • Anon
    August 13, 2009
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    #18

    It is regretful that you didn’t leave a link to your website, so that one can remark about it. Ironically, you forged your Anon profile, so you must be too pussy to say who you are. The ‘shitty pink blog’ as you called it, is at the cutting edge of internet comedy, and has won awards. Plus, it is not mine.

    Regretfully, your post here is still not funny.
    Jack O’Lowpe

    P.S. See I forged my Anon profile too….

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