We all scream for boners? Well, with this new concoction, featuring ice cream, absinthe, and stimulants, they claim it’s like viagra. So with one of these….

You’ll find yourself like all these guys.  I’m not sure if this is the best thing to serve at bars and night clubs though.  Between our shitty dance moves and monitoring our bar tabs, having to deal with a monster hard-on would seem a bit much.

And as our apology for that meatfest, here’s what they were likely looking at…