Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson
July 13, 2009 · Print This Article
Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson a night before her birthday party. This is awesome for the following reasons.
- Tony Romo will stop playing like shit
- Jessica Simpson will slim down again
- Jessica Simpson will have a low self esteem for awhile
- The chances of you putting your penis into Jessica Simpson have just quadrupled
The best part? He went out and got shit house drunk on her birthday while she stayed home and sulked. What a stud.
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He banged the shit outta here then dumped her……what a proper man would do
.
HER *
(and her double d’s).
Her pussy smelled like ass crack.
She’s a big-time drama queen, a man can only put up with so much before he opts out.