Wearing a condom is like trying to eat a steak through a plastic bag. However, the awesome girls who don’t make you wear condoms have probably told the 27 dudes before you the same thing. There will always be a small grey zone when it comes to raw dogging.
We’ve developed a flowchart that will let you pin point the safest route to having unprotected sex.
July 15, 2009
#1
Looks incomplete… how does telling her you had a Vasectomy immediately lead to wearing a condom…. i think you need a couple more boxes…
July 15, 2009
#2
A little confusing lol
July 15, 2009
#3
How adorable. I was going for the following: If you hook up with a chick who doesn’t tell you to wear a rubber, you probably should.
July 15, 2009
#4
I think “Tell her you had a vasectomy” continues down to “Act like you’re going to insert your penis.” That intersection is confusing…
July 15, 2009
#5
so when don’t you wear a condom? this is flawed. and none of that “ALwAYS WEAR A CONDOM” bull.
July 15, 2009
#6
I’m fairly certain, wiggles, that that is indeed the point. If she didn’t ask you to, be a gentleman and wear a condom. The vasectomy is there so that when you go to insert a 2nd time, she obviously won’t ask you to wear one again, so you follow the flow chart to wear a condom…but I agree, it is fairly confusing
July 15, 2009
#7
Wow. You guys are pathetic… it’s a joke flowchart… get a life and quit analyzing it. It’s supposed to make you laugh not freeze your limited frontal lobe in unfathomable confusion.
July 15, 2009
#8
the point is…you ALWAYS wear a condom
July 15, 2009
#9
So when I take off my wife’s pants and she doesn’t hesitate…I should put on a condom?
July 15, 2009
#10
I thought condoms where for sailors!
July 15, 2009
#11
Stupidest flowchart ever
July 15, 2009
#12
For Christ’s sake people it’s not that hard. The chart is clearly for one night stands (let me spell it out, fucking a chick for one night). If she asks you to wear a condom it means she’s not a complete slut and most likely doesn’t have an STD so its safe to raw dog her and get the extra fun out of it. You then follow the line down to act like you’re going to insert dick, and fuck the shit out of her. If she doesn’t ask or hesitate it means she is a complete slut and probably is an STD machine. To avoid contracting every known disease you should cover your tool and then fuck the shit out of her. NOT THAT HARD.
July 17, 2009
#13
Maybe you should learn how to read a flowchard?
August 29, 2009
#14
how the fuck are you supposed to have kids?
I think the condom companies and artificial/cloning companies have conspired to brain wash us with this naive looking, yet deviously shrewd, flowchart.
October 9, 2009
#15
My God, I hope that the majority of you idiots never procreate. I saw one or two posters who were not a complete waste of atoms.
December 13, 2009
#16
Here’s a shorter version: Should I wear a condom?—–>YES FOR GOD’S SAKE. If you even have to ask, the answer is always a resounding YES.
January 9, 2010
#17
hey do girls have to use condoms if u are having sexs with your boy friend
or if a guy is wearing a condom and your not is it ok to still have sex or not?????
January 9, 2010
#18
u never have to
May 30, 2010
#19
uhm.. first off girls arent goiing to tell the guy to wear a condom unless they plan on having kids it shouldnt be a elective wear A CONDOM.! end of discusion.