Males and females have very different reasons for going out to bars and clubs. For women it’s about the adventure, attention, and most of all, the dancing. For men, it’s the slightest shimmer of hope that we might place our penis into something besides our palm.
Unfortunately the percentage of guys who actually get laid vs the percentage of guys who want to get laid is extremely low.
Often you’ll hear someone state they get laid because “they’ve got game.” Although this may be true, we’re here to inform you that as long as you can do basic math, you should start seeing your numbers go up.
We’d like to present you with a few examples.
This is Ryan. Ryan is going to approach Nicole in various stages of her night.
Example A) Nicole has had one cosmo.
As you may have noticed, Nicole was not very interested in Ryan after 1 drink.
Example B) Nicole has had 3 cosmos and 1 shot. 1 shot = the same alcohol level as an entire drink. Nicole’s current alcohol intake = 4 drinks.
Ryan uses quick thinking to make up a lie about the car he drives. He knows he can always say that his BMW is in the shop if they make it out to his Civic.
Example C) Nicole has had 5 cosmos and 3 shots. Her total alcohol intake is now at 8 drinks.
Conclusion: For optimal results, don’t start hitting on girls until they’ve guzzled at least 8 drinks.