My neighbor came over the other day wanting me to give him ideas for a paper he’s writing on marijuana. His topic was to explain how weed can stimulate the economy. Since the poor kid is stuck in summer school, I told him we could make an infographic via illustrator instead. This is what we came up with. Here’s to hoping a site full of dick jokes can still score a tenth grader a decent grade.
Anna D
Cute pussy
Dat ass
Hayley Pascoe
Male Survey
marketing win
Two please
Who is better?
July 11, 2009
#1
The kid deserves an A+ and a bong hit.
July 11, 2009
#2
35$ for a quarter?? That’s gotta be some shitty shitty weed.
You’d think he’d get smarter as he grew.
July 11, 2009
#3
Yes sir in Cali the delicious buds are around 120/quarter.
July 11, 2009
#4
was prolly midgrade stuff, there was a time when i could get the hook up 120 for an ounce
fire and popcorn call it shitty all you want but mids is more than reliable and cost efficient
dro is always great though if you have the money
July 11, 2009
#5
yea 120 for the quarter in Atlanta of good stuff, but 15 for a quarter of mids
July 11, 2009
#6
A nickel bag is $10 now? What’s the nickel mean then?
“Man, I remember when a dime bag cost a DIME.”
Greatest. Movie. Ever.
July 11, 2009
#7
You left out “The College Days”: In the late 70′s we’ed (!) split z’s that cost $20.00 and it was better than most stuff these days…Everyone shared, so you could get high for free anytime by wandering down the dorm halls (esp. the all-male dorms) and just sniff out the place to be! If you were a girl- great! Free high! If you were a guy w/weed, you’d get laid! Score for everyone! (I miss college!)
July 12, 2009
#8
mids are for kids…. and if you’re a teen and you’re buying nicks and dimes you are a homo
July 12, 2009
#9
Marijuana is dangerous. It has 50X more cancer in it than cigarettes, why don’t you hippies put down the bong and read the real studies like on say, a fair and balanced news station, Fox News. Maybe it will inspire you to cut that shit off your head and put on a goddamn tie. Marijuana is illegal because it’s bad for you, if you wasn’t bad for you, then why would it be illegal? You kids need to grow up and get jobs.
July 12, 2009
#10
You are pretty stupid if you haven’t any clue how many stereotypes you just used trollboy.
Get a job? lololololol you’d be pretty surprised who smokes!
Cancer causing? The only reliable evidence linking pot and cancer is that some rolling papers may be cancer-causing, but the link is still tentative last I read. But weed doesn’t have chemicals to cause cancer, stupidity maybe, cancer no.
Marijuana isn’t illegal because it is bad for you, you should do some research into when it was first prohibited on a state level. And what the “official” and “unofficial” reasons were.
Educate yourself, most of what you seem to believe is ignorant bullshit certain people (like you) are too stubborn to re-examine.
I watch fox news, and I’m not a douche like you. What gives?
July 17, 2009
#11
cut that shit off your head and put on a goddam tie?
I wear a suit and tie to work everyday, i have a well paid stable job and i work hard. i pay all my tax, i have my own house, i eat and drink well. I have a high standard of education, and i have a degree. I also smoke a hell of a lot of weed….not all stoners do nothing?
And you need to learn what you preach. there is no studies that link cannabis to being cancer causing, especially not x50 worse than cigerettes, thats a completely fictitious figure!
I guess you arnt terribly happy with your own existance so you are trying to generalise pot smokers as bottom feeding scum, when in fact all the best people i have ever met smoke.
Grow up buddy
July 12, 2009
#12
Seriously? Much like I never trust anyone who says “you can trust me” i dont trust any media output that calls ITSELF fair and balanced. That should be proven, not said. If it is fair and balanced however, find me a story with even a slight liberal tilt to it, as opposed to the constant conservatism?
PS: 50x more cancer in it? Really, so now cancer is a substance which can be ingested, and… caught?
July 12, 2009
#13
Obvious troll is obvious!
July 12, 2009
#14
pookbutt the pot today is over 20 times more potent than in the 70′s and that is fact. Just like anything else things get more technical with time. But the 70′s and 80′s were rad though!!! Peace
July 12, 2009
#15
The Government says that it is more powerful than in the 70′s. But not only does the government grow shitty weed, but they also have their own agenda as well as a history of dishonesty when it comes to cannabis. Why trust them? (Or at least why not look at them with a very critical eye. They are playing you.)
July 13, 2009
#16
I’m sorry, but anyone who watches fox news is a propaganda following moron. It’s not even a news station, just a running joke now. I can’t believe there are some people out there that actualy believe the crap they say still.
p.s. Marijuana’s bad for you? LOL yeah okay. Get off the alcohol kid, it’s f4$king up your head.
July 15, 2009
#17
I think the Fox news guy was joking fellas. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing.
July 15, 2009
#18
MAN FUCK ALL OF YOU IDIOTS. Stop arguing, if you like pot….then burn it down. If not, then dont. but dont come in here trying to tell people not to smoke. wHY DONT you go jump up a donkey dick and leave potheads alone.if your not the cops you have no right to tell people not to smoke. I am a college graduate one month away from a from a dual masters.Just trying to say not all potheads are ingrade rejects. Were not all idiots and we are functioning members of society. So go please your girlfriend before i have to again…….assclowns
July 15, 2009
#19
maybe in socal the buds are 120 a quad, in nor cal the good stuff is more like 75-80 if you know where to find it.
July 15, 2009
#20
The people who took that guy serious are the idiots, not the sarcastic troll. Couldn’t you tell from “…a fair and balanced news station, Fox News. “
July 15, 2009
#21
haha this is funny, blaze it!
July 15, 2009
#22
What happened to college? “Buys an 1/8 oz of quality bud from that guy in English Lit. $50″ (Method: Same as Post College or Joint)
July 15, 2009
#23
this is stupid as fuck, whoever came up with this bullshit prolly never smoked weed in their life. or if they did they were buying a nick off some dude for 10 bucks, most dumbasses would.
July 15, 2009
#24
whoever did this is stupid
July 15, 2009
#25
do you puke bro?
July 15, 2009
#26
Whore
July 15, 2009
#27
gay joke about the grade, but it does seem like someone who is weed illiterate came up with this. i hope that kid fails and get ridiculed for being a retard, your fault
July 15, 2009
#28
KILL YOURSELF MORTAL!
July 15, 2009
#29
This mo’fucka don’t even smoke yo!
July 15, 2009
#30
I, as President of these United States, declare this to be detrimental to the national image, and therefore order the creator of above false information to be executed by means of forced anal rupture.
July 15, 2009
#31
fuckin tard
July 15, 2009
#32
that or he gets it from a friend that grows.
July 15, 2009
#33
so noone smokes blunts? wtf? i smoke blunts!
July 15, 2009
#34
there are so many flaws with this.
July 16, 2009
#35
Are you serious you believe just because something is illegal its bad for you????? WTF is wrong with you? Are you hopped up on pain pills because there legal there safe for you RIGHT???FOX a fair and balanced news station is FOX!!! REALLY????? And, I believe that you have to be hopped up on pain pills to believe that load of crap!!!! Fox has consistently reported lies several times in the past not to mention The ELECTION OF THE MORON WHO RUINED OUR COUNTRY PLEASE DO YOUR RESEARCH your self FOX LIES and Marijuana kills cancer cells you stupid country hillbilly right wing nut Nazi why don’t you read the studies from reputation colleges in SWITZERLAND where they can test it because there government doesn’t use it as a scapegoat any way here is the link to two sites that prove your war on drugs kills more innocent people than Marijuana and that it kills cancer cells and not good cells http://www.moleculewear.com/420-10-studies.php the next one is http://www.worldhealth.net/news/thc_initiates_brain_cancer_cells_to_dest and one more http://www.norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=6282
July 16, 2009
#36
Hey! I’m conservative, & I don’t have a damn thing against weed! (If everyone smoked, we wouldn’t need the “Liberal/Conservative War’ that’s always going on, because people would just live & let live, as long as a person isn’t hurting anyone.) We can differ on politics, but agree on that. (plus, it just makes sense to legalize it from a fiscal point of view. Think how many Billions could be saved in enforcement man hours, & how many Billions could be gathered in taxes to pay for Health care, Medicaid, Poor hungry children & the Homeless problem etc.) That idiot poster (MrRight..etc.. I think it was) doesn’t speak for conservatives, moderates, or Liberals. He/she/ or it just speaks for IGNORANT ASSHOLES EVERYWHERE! (By the way, you just HAD to laugh when they said cigarettes had “CANCER” in them! I LMFAO!!!!!!)
July 16, 2009
#37
120 a quater im outside of san diego and you can get a o of med grade for that
July 16, 2009
#38
haha I made a similar thing on my webpage and wrote a song called smoke ringz on the subject, long live pot
July 16, 2009
#39
shit that once has to be pretty shitty for 95 to man
July 16, 2009
#40
maybe its its just me but Mr. I’mrightwhileyouhappentobedamnhippies is almost definitely not what he seems . . . or maybe he is. It honestly seems too hilariously retarded to be genuine. I mean come on his name is Imrightwhileyouhappentobedamnhippies. He’s fucking high as you need to be to get entertainment from FOX NEWS.
July 16, 2009
#41
any yeah what the hell 35$ for a quarter, who gets that kinda deal anywhere!? Stick to the fart jokes, broseph.
July 16, 2009
#42
Man, as much as I love chron and paying over a hundred a quarter, shit, those prices on that list are kinda high for mids. I’m used to getting 25 dollar quarters, usually some flameass mids, too.
July 16, 2009
#43
Fox news is balanced? pffft! There’s been way too many occasions as of lately to where Fox news just makes things up. Try MSNBC or CNN. Marijuana is illegal for all the wrong reasons. Have a google search on Harry J. Anslinger. He’s directly responsible for setting peoples minds when it came to marijuana, he made everything up, not factual at all. Educate yourself, the information is there, you just need to find it.
July 16, 2009
#44
C’mon guys, if you’re arguing about this stuff then you’re obviously not a toker. Just chill guys, its a troll and even if it wasnt who are we to question his closed mindedness, we’re the open minded ones here!
This is pretty cool, although it definitely dosent apply to everyone :p
July 16, 2009
#45
mr right….. Have you lost you’re f&*kin’ mind? “If it’s not bad for you why would it be illegal”???? I watch Fox news, and I have conservative beliefs, but that doesn’t mean I have to be an IDIOT! There are a million studies that show a million different results. (Most of them are BOGUS, getting the results that the commissioner of the study wants to support their cause or opinion.) As for hippies, I know tons of people who smoke (Dr.s Lawyers, Nurses, E.R. techs, ETC.) & none of them are HIPPIES! Everyone I know who smokes has a job, is a good neighbor, & looks & acts just like any average person. It is RIDICULOUS to spend BILLIONS to eradicate something that at worst will make you sit & laugh uncontrollably at cartoons, or give you the “munchies”. (& by the way, I was unaware that cigarettes had “CANCER” in them!). I don’t know anybody that would say the stupid sh*t you were spouting, even when they were “HIGH”! Here’s a tip….Learn something before you try to open your mouth again!!!!
July 16, 2009
#46
Lots of people smoke weed. People who have high paying jobs smoke weed. I knew people in high school, and frequently some of the ones pulling the highest GPAs were potheads. Also, recently read studies that found evidence showing that despite the fact that marijuana has more carcinogenics than cigarettes, it promoted faster death of pre-cancerous cells, hence the surprisingly low rates of lung cancer among pot smokers.
Also, it was illegalized back during prohibition. It was demonized, but people were more laid back about keeping it on the DL, so while alcohol found itself relegalized due to public outcry, marijuana did not have the same vocal aggression from the public. Alcohol and cigarettes are bad for you too, you know, but they’re legal.
July 16, 2009
#47
first of all, calling any cable news network “fair and balanced” is bullshit, none of them are, especially fox news. secondly, and since you watch fox i’m guessing you are a conservative, conservatives want small government… they want the government to stay out of their business… so do we! what gives you the right to say someone can’t smoke weed. We should start banning things that are bad for people, lets start with fast food, guns kill people so those are out, cigarettes cause cancer, alcohol destroys your liver, throw both of those out the window, candy rots your teeth… i hope you get the point. and prohibition doesn’t work, which is why we had to amend our constitution to make alcohol legal, how fucked up is that? If you legalize, gang activity goes down because you can buy weed in stores, $14-40 billion for the first year of taxes, goes up drastically each year after for about 10 years. it makes me sad to see people who are so uneducated…
LEGALIZE, REGULATE, EDUCATE!!!!
July 16, 2009
#48
not even. that may be in so cal but in the bay area its better trees and its only 90.
July 16, 2009
#49
$95 for an oscar???
Over here in Australia an ounce is $300 minimum (just under $USD 250)
you’ve all got it good
July 16, 2009
#50
People, stop feeding the trolls.
July 16, 2009
#51
I get the sense that he was making a joke.
July 17, 2009
#52
nah… thats expensive
July 17, 2009
#53
i was wondering what your problem was. Then you mentioned you watched fox news and i understood (: