Regretful Morning

Literal Names for TV shows on Showtime

Posted July 2nd, 2009 at 3:24 pm by

In the last 5 years Showtime has really started swinging for the fences.  Using religion, sex, murder, drugs, and statutory rape, they always seem to get the 1up on HBO in the controversial department.  If you’re a new Showtime subscriber, and would like some guidance when it comes to finding a show, then this will be right up your alley.

Allow us to break down literal titles for Showtime’s best.

Penn and Teller: Bullshit!

bullshit

The Tudors

tudor

Californication

californication

Dexter

dexter

Weeds

weeds

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13 Comments
  • beejay
    July 2, 2009
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    #1

    I want to fuck Mary-Louise Parker in the ass

    • Television Spy
      July 3, 2009
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      #2

      ok that was weird, but it was dead on – especially for bullshit.

      Their arguments are so bad and thin, the only thing they accomplish each episode is to say “F*ck” at least 50 times and place in some nudity (it started off as a joke but has since become an important part of the show’s continued success amongst 13 year old boys).

      They raise some good points, but ultimately they dilute their arguments (I should say Penn instead of they) by using weak arguments or rhetoric. The favorite of Penn’s argument arsenal is to simply call the spokesperson they chose to argue the side he disagrees with as crazy or a lunatic or to talk about their physical appearance as if it bared weight to his argument. They always pick two people on each side, the side Penn agrees with is usually a normal person whereas they always pick someone really eccentric or crazy looking for the side the disagree with so that he can later just make fun of them for their behavior or appearance when he runs out of logical sources and information (which is usually within the first 2 minutes of the show including opening credits).

  • Bob
    July 2, 2009
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    #3

    I want to give Mary-Louise Parker a proper spanking. That Mexican guy did it real creepy, and she needs to learn how pleasurable it can be when someone with experience spanks a woman.

  • junkie
    July 2, 2009
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    #5

    Just ask her. I’m sure she’s game.

  • Ibod Catooga
    July 3, 2009
    Reply


    #6

    Beejay, I already did!

    It was hella good.

    • Shaggy wombat
      July 3, 2009
      Reply


      #7

      She get any poo on your pole or was it pretty clean?

  • Unclemeat
    July 3, 2009
    Reply


    #8

    U R full of BS.

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