Today we did something for the kids going to summer camp. Listen, we know it sucks, we’ve been there. 99% of the time it isn’t like the National Lampoon movies where every single person (including counselors) get laid. But let’s be honest, a full sack of batter can lead to numerous unexpected boners. Full release is a must while at camp. Use this flowchart to guide you along my young padawans.
All soapy
Best dumper?
Best GF ever
Holly Weber
Keeley's back
Love these undies
Roller Babes
Tig ol' bitties
July 28, 2009
#1
I’ll offer him a bj and just leave once he’s smoked me out.
July 28, 2009
#2
Sure you would
July 29, 2009
#3
As a longtime summer camp counselor, I find this flowchart hilariously accurate and dangerous. Although teens are way to lazy to ever read something for their own benefit, but then again, it does give them an excuse to say PENIS!
July 29, 2009
#4
Nice!
well, I am sure once he pulled out his bong, prior to showing you his crack rocks you would be down for anything.
July 29, 2009
#5
According to this silly chart having weed is the key to getting laid. How pathetic.
July 29, 2009
#6
Sounds like someone had a mean bunk mate
December 24, 2009
#7
I absolutely adore this post! totally going to need to add this to my bookmarks.