Regretful Morning

How To Get Laid At Summer Camp

Posted July 28th, 2009 at 3:57 pm by

Today we did something for the kids going to summer camp.  Listen, we know it sucks, we’ve been there.  99% of the time it isn’t like the National Lampoon movies where every single person (including counselors) get laid.  But let’s be honest, a full sack of batter can lead to numerous unexpected boners.  Full release is a must while at camp.  Use this flowchart to guide you along my young padawans.


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  • 420 chick
    July 28, 2009


    I’ll offer him a bj and just leave once he’s smoked me out.

    • Scrappy doo
      July 28, 2009


      Sure you would

  • Logan
    July 29, 2009


    As a longtime summer camp counselor, I find this flowchart hilariously accurate and dangerous. Although teens are way to lazy to ever read something for their own benefit, but then again, it does give them an excuse to say PENIS!

  • Badguy
    July 29, 2009



    well, I am sure once he pulled out his bong, prior to showing you his crack rocks you would be down for anything.

  • Cusith
    July 29, 2009


    According to this silly chart having weed is the key to getting laid. How pathetic.

    • Jason
      July 29, 2009


      Sounds like someone had a mean bunk mate :(

  • virus detection software
    December 24, 2009


    I absolutely adore this post! totally going to need to add this to my bookmarks.

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