A lot of people categorize Guidos as regular douchebags, but this is false. It takes a lot of hair gel, months at the gym, and a shit load of hours in a tanning bed to become the 4chan target known as Guido. Since summer is here and a lot of you might be trying new looks, we’ve decided to create the Guido beach guide.



Arielle Angelovich
Azn chick ownage
Babes gallery
Gemma Atkinson
Naked workout?
nerds fap too
Smart and hot
These real?
July 21, 2009
#1
I hate those fucking hotti boys
July 22, 2009
#2
yahoo avatar…golden
July 22, 2009
#3
fuck yall haters I get more pussy than u
July 22, 2009
#4
Is this supposed to be funny? Barbed wire tattoos are very 1996 so he must have got that tattoo when he was 10. No one carries a condom in the pocket of their swimsuit. And Ray-Bans….were those cool in the 1980s or something? I think my dad has a pair. And also, why is this “Guido” Hawaiian?
July 23, 2009
#5
Author doesn’t know what a guido is
Plus, yeah, this guy gets laid a lot more than you.