A lot of people categorize Guidos as regular douchebags, but this is false. It takes a lot of hair gel, months at the gym, and a shit load of hours in a tanning bed to become the 4chan target known as Guido. Since summer is here and a lot of you might be trying new looks, we’ve decided to create the Guido beach guide.
July 21, 2009
#1
I hate those fucking hotti boys
July 22, 2009
#2
yahoo avatar…golden
July 22, 2009
#3
fuck yall haters I get more pussy than u
July 22, 2009
#4
Is this supposed to be funny? Barbed wire tattoos are very 1996 so he must have got that tattoo when he was 10. No one carries a condom in the pocket of their swimsuit. And Ray-Bans….were those cool in the 1980s or something? I think my dad has a pair. And also, why is this “Guido” Hawaiian?
July 23, 2009
#5
Author doesn’t know what a guido is
Plus, yeah, this guy gets laid a lot more than you.