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	<title>Comments on: How To Break Up With Your GF Because She Farted During Sex</title>
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		<title>By: Sam</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/07/how-to-break-up-with-your-gf-because-she-farted-during-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-23139</link>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 02:52:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree. Girls should never fart infront of their bfs. And to be more precise, I already did this and dumped my gf because she had let a big, nasty one rip. Girls, please, respect your partner and act like ladies. There are well known places for such &quot;bodily functions&quot;. EOM</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree. Girls should never fart infront of their bfs. And to be more precise, I already did this and dumped my gf because she had let a big, nasty one rip. Girls, please, respect your partner and act like ladies. There are well known places for such &#8220;bodily functions&#8221;. EOM</p>
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/07/how-to-break-up-with-your-gf-because-she-farted-during-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-19261</link>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 09:18:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think it&#039;s hilarious.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think it&#8217;s hilarious.</p>
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		<title>By: David</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/07/how-to-break-up-with-your-gf-because-she-farted-during-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-15718</link>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:16:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you realize that this is a joke right..?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you realize that this is a joke right..?</p>
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		<title>By: David</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/07/how-to-break-up-with-your-gf-because-she-farted-during-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-15717</link>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:16:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you realize they&#039;re not serious?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you realize they&#8217;re not serious?</p>
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		<title>By: Megan</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/07/how-to-break-up-with-your-gf-because-she-farted-during-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-14929</link>
		<dc:creator>Megan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 08:39:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What the fuck??

Really?
Like, seriously?
A fart?

What the fuck is wrong with you?
Whoever actually feels the need to use this information
doesn&#039;t deserve to have a fucking girlfriend in the first place.
Fag douches.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What the fuck??</p>
<p>Really?<br />
Like, seriously?<br />
A fart?</p>
<p>What the fuck is wrong with you?<br />
Whoever actually feels the need to use this information<br />
doesn&#8217;t deserve to have a fucking girlfriend in the first place.<br />
Fag douches.</p>
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		<title>By: suzie</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/07/how-to-break-up-with-your-gf-because-she-farted-during-sex/comment-page-1/#comment-13690</link>
		<dc:creator>suzie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:38:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yeah it sounds like a bunch of nerds who have never been with women before.. most real men who know how to be in bed with a woman know how to treat her and never feel the need to run from a &quot;fart&quot; what a pussy if he did!  Oh yeah, and she&#039;d tell all her friends how much he was scared of some bodily functions wow, imagine when you got down to the real GOOD experimental stuff with each other.. what a toss. Treat a lady nice, be mature, have a laugh - not like this, and you will always be EXTRA pleased in return! Now that&#039;s the truth.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeah it sounds like a bunch of nerds who have never been with women before.. most real men who know how to be in bed with a woman know how to treat her and never feel the need to run from a &#8220;fart&#8221; what a pussy if he did!  Oh yeah, and she&#8217;d tell all her friends how much he was scared of some bodily functions wow, imagine when you got down to the real GOOD experimental stuff with each other.. what a toss. Treat a lady nice, be mature, have a laugh &#8211; not like this, and you will always be EXTRA pleased in return! Now that&#8217;s the truth.</p>
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		<title>By: mae</title>
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		<dc:creator>mae</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 07:34:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>it makes me sad that some guys take this website seriously...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it makes me sad that some guys take this website seriously&#8230;</p>
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