How moods trigger the panties your GF wears
July 13, 2009 · Print This Article
Mmm panties. Not the best thing on earth, but definitely next to the best thing on earth. Today we’re going to teach you kids how to read moods based solely upon the panties your girlfriend is wearing.
Granny Panties – “I look like shit because I’m on my period, don’t touch me. Also you won’t get laid tonight. Hell, even the thought of blowing you right now makes me sick. Rub my swollen feet.”
Boy Shorts – “I need to run some errands today, but I’m down to cruise by for a quickie at lunch.”
Thongs – “I’m going out tonight with the girls. If I don’t come home it’s because another man is putting his penis in me.”
Low Rise – “I really want to go to the gym, but if you do something awesome for me, I might play a few rounds of Wii fit (while you watch).”
Crotchless – “I’m ovulating like a mother fucker. Please take a viagra tonight.”
I must be alone on this subject but I have never had a girl wear crotchless panties before…lol
Me either. I thought I was the only one.
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I didn’t even knew they exist. :V
Really? I bought some for a BF back in the day… Kinda stupid. I prefer “panties to the side” if I’m gonna keep ‘em on. Just sayin’… Maybe you guys should get REAL GFs.
You still with him? If not, ASL?
you forgot “commando” my GF will get off work at the strip club in the summer and just come out for drinks with me without any panties…others have done that with me in the past..chance of getting laid, immediately!