5 High School Crushes, Where Are They Now?
July 30, 2009 · Print This Article
When you took that first step from junior high into high school, everything changed. Those accidental boners in 7th grade were now magnified at the site of Sophomore Susie’s perky tits.
Masturbation aside, we all at one point developed a series of high school crushes. We’ve constructed this guide to show you where you might find said crushes, 10 years after graduation.
Honorable mention: Gothic chick. The reason I didn’t choose a gothic girl is because the one that sat next to me in math, sort of smelled like shit. A smelly girl will turn my boner inside out faster than ice water.
If I missed your crush, list her below (prefferably with a link to an image example).
Nerd girl ftw
I like my men like my ps3 controller. Black and hard.
I like my women fat. Guess that means you.
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