Regretful Morning

5 High School Crushes, Where Are They Now?

Posted July 30th, 2009 at 1:46 pm by

When you took that first step from junior high into high school, everything changed.  Those accidental boners in 7th grade were now magnified at the site of Sophomore Susie’s perky tits.

Masturbation aside, we all at one point developed a series of high school crushes.  We’ve constructed this guide to show you where you might find said crushes, 10 years after graduation.

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Honorable mention: Gothic chick.  The reason I didn’t choose a gothic girl is because the one that sat next to me in math, sort of smelled like shit.  A smelly girl will turn my boner inside out faster than ice water.

If I missed your crush, list her below (preferably with a link to an image example).

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    July 31, 2009
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      July 31, 2009
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        July 31, 2009
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    July 31, 2009
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