4th of July Intoxication Levels
July 4, 2009 · Print This Article
Coed BBQ’s on the 4th of July can be very exciting. Now add a pool and some bikinis and you’re living the dream. However, BBQ’s usually have alcohol and on a holiday weekend everyone tends to step it up a notch. Before you head out to celebrate please take note of our infographic. It will prepare you for the inevitable drama.







I’m pretty sure this is why I’m gay.
no I’m pretty sure you’re gay because you take penis in your butt
Don’t lie. You get a boner while eating hotdogs because it reminds you of my cock in your mouth.
You would know, homo.
This is completely moronic. Take your gender binary and shove it.
I will let you put your penis in me after the fireworks.
ok well i had gay sex with your dad so WHATS UP NOW!?
lol I think it applies to everyone.
These are always dudes that say this. Or ugly girls why?!
Fags are just guys that couldn’t figure out how to fuck women.
Getting laid as a gay guy just requires tapping your foot in any bathroom stall.
bRUno says being gay is overated learn how to fu*K a pussy ahahh
What the hell kind of devolved potato-people do you hang out with that these stereotypes are true?
Sorry, guys, none of these apply to female humans with an IQ over 99. You chose your incredibly limited concept of “looks hothawtt” over traits like “doesn’t have to move her mouth when she reads.”
And if you’re a guy and any of these apply to you… well… kiss Aunt Mom for me!
whatever bitch, a couple drinks in you and your bobbin just like the rest of em.
Goddamn feminists. Women have four purposes: cooking, cleaning, vaginas, their sisters’ vaginas.
I think this is one of the stupidest articles I have read in a long time.
I want my time back.
And now, a summary of the above comments:
HAHAH TRUE
WAH WAH WAH I AM OFFENDED WAH WAH WAH
UR DUM
NO U
NO U
NO U
Intelligent, thoughtful comment
BAH UR GAY U SUK
NO U
NO U
NO U
The shit in this chart is beyond unoriginal. “Boys care about football! Girls like shoes and are emotional!” Boring as fuck.
All too true. Nice work on the chart.
This is very true. 100% true for all people across the board. No exceptions.
notgay says:
July 4, 2009 at 11:54 am
no I’m pretty sure you’re gay because you take penis in your butt
Thats blatantly awesome,,,,
Don’t wake up next to this slag:
http://xrl.us/sweetgurl
Sounds like a typical American drinking binge to me.
Thankfully I’m not American.