4th of July Intoxication Levels

July 4, 2009 · Print This Article

Coed BBQ’s on the 4th of July can be very exciting.  Now add a pool and some bikinis and you’re living the dream.  However, BBQ’s usually have alcohol and on a holiday weekend everyone tends to step it up a notch.  Before you head out to celebrate please take note of our infographic.  It will prepare you for the inevitable drama.

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27 Responses to “4th of July Intoxication Levels”
  1. btinc says:

    I’m pretty sure this is why I’m gay.

  2. notgay says:

    no I’m pretty sure you’re gay because you take penis in your butt

    • your boyfriend says:

      Don’t lie. You get a boner while eating hotdogs because it reminds you of my cock in your mouth.

  3. You're Gay says:

    You would know, homo.

  4. iqbal says:

    This is completely moronic. Take your gender binary and shove it.

  5. Jeff says:

    ok well i had gay sex with your dad so WHATS UP NOW!?

  6. lol I think it applies to everyone.

  7. Tyler says:

    These are always dudes that say this. Or ugly girls why?!

  8. Boom says:

    Fags are just guys that couldn’t figure out how to fuck women.

    Getting laid as a gay guy just requires tapping your foot in any bathroom stall.

  9. brUno says:

    bRUno says being gay is overated learn how to fu*K a pussy ahahh

  10. Lazlo Toth says:

    What the hell kind of devolved potato-people do you hang out with that these stereotypes are true?

    Sorry, guys, none of these apply to female humans with an IQ over 99. You chose your incredibly limited concept of “looks hothawtt” over traits like “doesn’t have to move her mouth when she reads.”

    And if you’re a guy and any of these apply to you… well… kiss Aunt Mom for me!

  11. eazye says:

    whatever bitch, a couple drinks in you and your bobbin just like the rest of em.

  12. WomenAreObjects says:

    Goddamn feminists. Women have four purposes: cooking, cleaning, vaginas, their sisters’ vaginas.

  13. dude guy says:

    I think this is one of the stupidest articles I have read in a long time.

    I want my time back.

  14. The truth says:

    And now, a summary of the above comments:
    HAHAH TRUE
    WAH WAH WAH I AM OFFENDED WAH WAH WAH
    UR DUM
    NO U
    NO U
    NO U
    Intelligent, thoughtful comment
    BAH UR GAY U SUK
    NO U
    NO U
    NO U

  15. dd says:

    The shit in this chart is beyond unoriginal. “Boys care about football! Girls like shoes and are emotional!” Boring as fuck.

  16. All too true. Nice work on the chart.

  17. Person from Texas says:

    This is very true. 100% true for all people across the board. No exceptions.

  18. ken says:

    notgay says:
    July 4, 2009 at 11:54 am

    no I’m pretty sure you’re gay because you take penis in your butt

    Thats blatantly awesome,,,,

  19. AIDsy says:

    Don’t wake up next to this slag:
    http://xrl.us/sweetgurl

  20. gravel says:

    Sounds like a typical American drinking binge to me.

    Thankfully I’m not American.

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