Regretful Morning

4th of July Intoxication Levels

Posted July 4th, 2009 at 12:40 am by

Coed BBQ’s on the 4th of July can be very exciting.  Now add a pool and some bikinis and you’re living the dream.  However, BBQ’s usually have alcohol and on a holiday weekend everyone tends to step it up a notch.  Before you head out to celebrate please take note of our infographic.  It will prepare you for the inevitable drama.

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31 Comments
  • btinc
    July 4, 2009
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    #1

    I’m pretty sure this is why I’m gay.

  • notgay
    July 4, 2009
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    #2

    no I’m pretty sure you’re gay because you take penis in your butt

    • your boyfriend
      July 4, 2009
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      #3

      Don’t lie. You get a boner while eating hotdogs because it reminds you of my cock in your mouth.

  • You're Gay
    July 4, 2009
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    #4

    You would know, homo.

  • iqbal
    July 4, 2009
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    #5

    This is completely moronic. Take your gender binary and shove it.

    • Slut
      July 4, 2009
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      #6

      I will let you put your penis in me after the fireworks.

  • Jeff
    July 4, 2009
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    #7

    ok well i had gay sex with your dad so WHATS UP NOW!?

  • Television Spy
    July 4, 2009
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    #8

    lol I think it applies to everyone.

  • Tyler
    July 4, 2009
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    #9

    These are always dudes that say this. Or ugly girls why?!

  • Boom
    July 4, 2009
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    #10

    Fags are just guys that couldn’t figure out how to fuck women.

    Getting laid as a gay guy just requires tapping your foot in any bathroom stall.

  • brUno
    July 4, 2009
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    #11

    bRUno says being gay is overated learn how to fu*K a pussy ahahh

  • Lazlo Toth
    July 4, 2009
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    #12

    What the hell kind of devolved potato-people do you hang out with that these stereotypes are true?

    Sorry, guys, none of these apply to female humans with an IQ over 99. You chose your incredibly limited concept of “looks hothawtt” over traits like “doesn’t have to move her mouth when she reads.”

    And if you’re a guy and any of these apply to you… well… kiss Aunt Mom for me!

    • developed potato person
      January 31, 2010
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      #13

      The above guy has clearly never gotten laid.

  • eazye
    July 4, 2009
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    #14

    whatever bitch, a couple drinks in you and your bobbin just like the rest of em.

  • WomenAreObjects
    July 4, 2009
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    #15

    Goddamn feminists. Women have four purposes: cooking, cleaning, vaginas, their sisters’ vaginas.

  • dude guy
    July 4, 2009
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    #16

    I think this is one of the stupidest articles I have read in a long time.

    I want my time back.

  • The truth
    July 4, 2009
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    #17

    And now, a summary of the above comments:
    HAHAH TRUE
    WAH WAH WAH I AM OFFENDED WAH WAH WAH
    UR DUM
    NO U
    NO U
    NO U
    Intelligent, thoughtful comment
    BAH UR GAY U SUK
    NO U
    NO U
    NO U

  • dd
    July 4, 2009
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    #18

    The shit in this chart is beyond unoriginal. “Boys care about football! Girls like shoes and are emotional!” Boring as fuck.

  • Brandon Mendelson
    July 4, 2009
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    #19

    All too true. Nice work on the chart.

  • Person from Texas
    July 4, 2009
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    #20

    This is very true. 100% true for all people across the board. No exceptions.

  • ken
    July 4, 2009
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    #21

    notgay says:
    July 4, 2009 at 11:54 am

    no I’m pretty sure you’re gay because you take penis in your butt

    Thats blatantly awesome,,,,

  • AIDsy
    July 4, 2009
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    #22

    Don’t wake up next to this slag:
    http://xrl.us/sweetgurl

  • gravel
    July 15, 2009
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    #23

    Sounds like a typical American drinking binge to me.

    Thankfully I’m not American.

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