Regretful Morning

Truthful Sexual Health Boxes

Posted June 13th, 2009 at 5:34 pm by

One time when I was in the hospital my dad came by and tried to cheer me up with a joke.

  • Him: Have you ever noticed the numbers on the very bottom of condoms after you roll them on?
  • Me: No
  • Him: I guess you don’t have to roll yours down very far either *cackle*

Thanks dad!  I’m 2 inches away from death and you hit me with dick jokes?  Anyway, I was thinking about that moment and it somehow morphed into this idea.

PS – Call me dad, I have a new phone.

Trojan XL – The condoms you buy to look cool.


Dental Dam – Get all of the excitement from oral sex without the pleasure.


KY Jelly – Awesome for anal, don’t get lazy.


LifeStyles Snugger Fit – GL man.


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  • Enhor
    June 13, 2009


    That’s cool stuff dude ! I’m really glad to see that dick joke here, my father told me the exact same one a while ago and it really made me laugh. Kudos to dad for being such a funny bastard !

  • JTee
    July 15, 2009


    Girl here. I like lube. Doesn’t bother me at all, and works well.

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