One time when I was in the hospital my dad came by and tried to cheer me up with a joke.
- Him: Have you ever noticed the numbers on the very bottom of condoms after you roll them on?
- Me: No
- Him: I guess you don’t have to roll yours down very far either *cackle*
Thanks dad! I’m 2 inches away from death and you hit me with dick jokes? Anyway, I was thinking about that moment and it somehow morphed into this idea.
PS – Call me dad, I have a new phone.
Trojan XL – The condoms you buy to look cool.
Dental Dam – Get all of the excitement from oral sex without the pleasure.
KY Jelly – Awesome for anal, don’t get lazy.
LifeStyles Snugger Fit – GL man.