Truthful Sexual Health Boxes

June 13, 2009 · Print This Article

One time when I was in the hospital my dad came by and tried to cheer me up with a joke.

  • Him: Have you ever noticed the numbers on the very bottom of condoms after you roll them on?
  • Me: No
  • Him: I guess you don’t have to roll yours down very far either *cackle*

Thanks dad!  I’m 2 inches away from death and you hit me with dick jokes?  Anyway, I was thinking about that moment and it somehow morphed into this idea.

PS – Call me dad, I have a new phone.

Trojan XL – The condoms you buy to look cool.

rmcond

Dental Dam – Get all of the excitement from oral sex without the pleasure.

rmdentaldam

KY Jelly – Awesome for anal, don’t get lazy.

rmky_jelly


LifeStyles Snugger Fit – GL man.

rmsnuggerfit

Comments

6 Responses to “Truthful Sexual Health Boxes”
  1. Enhor says:

    That’s cool stuff dude ! I’m really glad to see that dick joke here, my father told me the exact same one a while ago and it really made me laugh. Kudos to dad for being such a funny bastard !

  2. JTee says:

    Girl here. I like lube. Doesn’t bother me at all, and works well.

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