How awesome would it be if these actually existed?

You: “Honey I need to take my car to get the fuel pump replaced”

Her: “I did that when I was in the garage earlier *kisses*.  Can we have sex now?

Popular Links:
5 caught masturbating movie scenes – Screen Junkies
Modern Day Jesus: The Roommate – Atom
Zoom in on the Kentucky Derby – College Humor
Woman Searching For Liquor Store Gets Nabbed For DUI – Don Chavez
Can’t wipe your ass? Try this – YepYep
Reminder: Whores are people too – Blog of Hilarity
The 20 Most Anticipated Movies of 2010 – COED Magazine
20 Annoying Things That Your Smoking Buddies Do – Hail Mary Jane
A Gallery of Incredibly Fat Animals – Uncoached

Babes:
Megan Fox Nice Stems & Slit At Transformers Premiere – Camel Tap
Erica Chevillar almost naked on the beach, wow – Gorilla Mask
Larysa Poznyak photoshoot – On 205th
Sandra Lou forgot to shave her beaver, oops – Totally Crap
Best ass you will see today – Double Viking
Top 10 Videos Of Hot Girls Farting – Manofest
Marlene Favela has nice tits – Next Round