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	<title>Comments on: The 5 types of pet owners who don&#8217;t pick up dog shit</title>
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		<title>By: kinderegg</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/the-5-types-of-pet-owners-dont-pick-up-dog-shit/comment-page-1/#comment-19496</link>
		<dc:creator>kinderegg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:07:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fuck that we have all stepped in shit.  It sucks.  Take some goddamn responsiblity for your fucking dog. I own a dog and I have picked up every piece of shit that rat bastard has laid.  Dog shit is a legitamite health hazard.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fuck that we have all stepped in shit.  It sucks.  Take some goddamn responsiblity for your fucking dog. I own a dog and I have picked up every piece of shit that rat bastard has laid.  Dog shit is a legitamite health hazard.</p>
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		<title>By: Carlos</title>
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		<dc:creator>Carlos</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 15:14:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I confront these assholes when I see them and make sure anyone within earshot can hear the entire exchange.  Also, if I know who the person is and where they live, I take a huge steaming shit right on their front doorstep any opportunity I get.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I confront these assholes when I see them and make sure anyone within earshot can hear the entire exchange.  Also, if I know who the person is and where they live, I take a huge steaming shit right on their front doorstep any opportunity I get.</p>
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		<title>By: mike</title>
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		<dc:creator>mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 02:21:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I beat up 6 people and went to jail for this shit (no pun). I cant afford to pay thier medical bills or go to jail anymore so i let my nephew and his friends bea the shit out of the owners or break their windows. What i dont get is when they walk thier dogs..they dont pick up after them. But when i walk my dog and he shits on thier lawns..they get upset about it and confront me. Then I ask them if they dont like it why do they let thier dogs shit on others lawn? Its usually while they explain is when i beat the shit out of them (no pun). I stopped that now since i can afford to pay the fines anymore. fucking white people are lame</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I beat up 6 people and went to jail for this shit (no pun). I cant afford to pay thier medical bills or go to jail anymore so i let my nephew and his friends bea the shit out of the owners or break their windows. What i dont get is when they walk thier dogs..they dont pick up after them. But when i walk my dog and he shits on thier lawns..they get upset about it and confront me. Then I ask them if they dont like it why do they let thier dogs shit on others lawn? Its usually while they explain is when i beat the shit out of them (no pun). I stopped that now since i can afford to pay the fines anymore. fucking white people are lame</p>
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		<title>By: S. R.</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/the-5-types-of-pet-owners-dont-pick-up-dog-shit/comment-page-1/#comment-13457</link>
		<dc:creator>S. R.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That is too funny!!  I definitely pick up after ym dog but there are places in NYC covered in dog poop.  

Here&#039;s a pic of the little fella...vote for him if you think he&#039;s cute!
http://www.cutestdogcompetition.com/vote.cfm?h=BD32987B868156931908E0F9C8649B92</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That is too funny!!  I definitely pick up after ym dog but there are places in NYC covered in dog poop.  </p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a pic of the little fella&#8230;vote for him if you think he&#8217;s cute!<br />
<a href="http://www.cutestdogcompetition.com/vote.cfm?h=BD32987B868156931908E0F9C8649B92" rel="nofollow">http://www.cutestdogcompetition.com/vote.cfm?h=BD32987B868156931908E0F9C8649B92</a></p>
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		<title>By: tbird</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/the-5-types-of-pet-owners-dont-pick-up-dog-shit/comment-page-1/#comment-13391</link>
		<dc:creator>tbird</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:39:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I live in Texas, we don&#039;t pick up dog crap</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I live in Texas, we don&#8217;t pick up dog crap</p>
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		<title>By: Seeth Brundle</title>
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		<dc:creator>Seeth Brundle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 13:23:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Weird, it is very rare I see dog owners not pick up their dog&#039;s poop - maybe its just the neighborhoods I have lived in.

I remember as a kid growing up in the 70&#039;s and 80&#039;s, dog shit was EVERYWHERE. 

You always had to pay attention to where you were stepping on the sidewalk.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Weird, it is very rare I see dog owners not pick up their dog&#8217;s poop &#8211; maybe its just the neighborhoods I have lived in.</p>
<p>I remember as a kid growing up in the 70&#8217;s and 80&#8217;s, dog shit was EVERYWHERE. </p>
<p>You always had to pay attention to where you were stepping on the sidewalk.</p>
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		<title>By: case</title>
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		<dc:creator>case</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 01:11:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>rofl

so ben t out of shape about a pile of shit.  here&#039;s a tip, look where you walk.  put down your smart phone that you are oh-so-interested in using to check the your fukkin tweets and look where your feet are going.  It&#039;s not hard to spot a pile of dog shit. 

and you know what?  if you step in it, it takes all of 30 seconds to drag your foot in the grass and wipe it off.  

There&#039;s two kinds of people in this world, those who let shit get them down, and those that ignore it and move on, after all, it&#039;s just a little shit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>rofl</p>
<p>so ben t out of shape about a pile of shit.  here&#8217;s a tip, look where you walk.  put down your smart phone that you are oh-so-interested in using to check the your fukkin tweets and look where your feet are going.  It&#8217;s not hard to spot a pile of dog shit. </p>
<p>and you know what?  if you step in it, it takes all of 30 seconds to drag your foot in the grass and wipe it off.  </p>
<p>There&#8217;s two kinds of people in this world, those who let shit get them down, and those that ignore it and move on, after all, it&#8217;s just a little shit.</p>
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		<title>By: Shane Gordon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shane Gordon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 08:55:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Geez. A bunch of fucking prudes here.

It&#039;s DOG SHIT. Get over it and quit being a fucking puss about it. It&#039;s nature. Every other land animal shits on the ground and you don&#039;t seen to mind, it&#039;s just the animals we &quot;own&quot; that you all seem to bitch about.

Get a fucking life. Dog shit IS biodegradable, most human shit does not sit so well with the environment. Next time you walk amongst some flowers, some animals probably did that. Next time you walk next to a landfill, that was YOUR fucking fault!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Geez. A bunch of fucking prudes here.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s DOG SHIT. Get over it and quit being a fucking puss about it. It&#8217;s nature. Every other land animal shits on the ground and you don&#8217;t seen to mind, it&#8217;s just the animals we &#8220;own&#8221; that you all seem to bitch about.</p>
<p>Get a fucking life. Dog shit IS biodegradable, most human shit does not sit so well with the environment. Next time you walk amongst some flowers, some animals probably did that. Next time you walk next to a landfill, that was YOUR fucking fault!</p>
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		<title>By: Will B.</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/the-5-types-of-pet-owners-dont-pick-up-dog-shit/comment-page-1/#comment-13309</link>
		<dc:creator>Will B.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 07:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There is exactly one kind of dog owner who doesn&#039;t pick up his dog&#039;s crap: the selfish asshole dumbfuck who is far to irresponsible to own a dog in the first place. Clean up after your dog, or trade your dog in for a goldfish. It&#039;s that simple.

And for those &quot;But it&#039;ll wash away in the rain!&quot; morons, I have no desire to walk past the same festering pile of crap on the sidewalk in front of my apartment, with flies swarming around it, every day for a week until it finally rains, just because you&#039;re too much of an idiot to contemplate what the sidewalk would look like if everyone was as much of a slovenly, immature dickwad as you.

CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR GOD DAMNED DOG, OR YOU&#039;RE TWICE THE PILE OF SHIT THE MUTT JUST MADE!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is exactly one kind of dog owner who doesn&#8217;t pick up his dog&#8217;s crap: the selfish asshole dumbfuck who is far to irresponsible to own a dog in the first place. Clean up after your dog, or trade your dog in for a goldfish. It&#8217;s that simple.</p>
<p>And for those &#8220;But it&#8217;ll wash away in the rain!&#8221; morons, I have no desire to walk past the same festering pile of crap on the sidewalk in front of my apartment, with flies swarming around it, every day for a week until it finally rains, just because you&#8217;re too much of an idiot to contemplate what the sidewalk would look like if everyone was as much of a slovenly, immature dickwad as you.</p>
<p>CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR GOD DAMNED DOG, OR YOU&#8217;RE TWICE THE PILE OF SHIT THE MUTT JUST MADE!</p>
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		<title>By: anon2</title>
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		<dc:creator>anon2</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 01:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cats bury their shit.  Dogs generally do not.  That&#039;s the difference.  Quit being a dick and pick up after your dog.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cats bury their shit.  Dogs generally do not.  That&#8217;s the difference.  Quit being a dick and pick up after your dog.</p>
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