Name: Anon Girl
So I am taking anti-depressants and anti-anxiety meds which, when mixed with alcohol, increase its effects. So I pretty much black out every time I party.
One night I was at my friends house and she was having a kickback but there was a LOT of booze, and I drank a lot of that booze. So before I know it I’m on the couch having sex with some guy. I had obviously blacked out, and come to right in the middle of sex. I did not plan on having sex that night and I didn’t really want to. So, when I came to, needless to say I was pretty surprised. I actually made him stop and I got up and left the room.
He had a little bit too much to drink that night too, so he heads to the bathroom to puke his guts out, where he stayed the rest of the night. Next moments I remember are making out with some other guy, and then I black out again. When I come to this time I’m on that same couch, fucking the second guy. I make him stop too, and get up and leave the room.
I have no idea where he went, but he left the room so I went back to the couch to go to sleep. What makes it worse was both of them were still at the house in the morning… awkward!!!
Dear anonymous chick, you are the total package. I seriously want to marry you. You pop pills, get hammered, and bang random dudes all in one night, sweet! That’s like summoning a truck load of awesomeness and crashing it into the worlds largest sand castle.
PS – Don’t you dare let anyone call you a whore. Just keep doing what you’re doing. (Also email me if you’re in the San Diego area)