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	<title>Comments on: 7 Bizarre Items That Were Lodged in Assholes</title>
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		<title>By: More Questionable Valentine&#8217;s Day Gifts for Her &#8211; What What? On My Gut!</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/7-objects-in-assholes/comment-page-1/#comment-37136</link>
		<dc:creator>More Questionable Valentine&#8217;s Day Gifts for Her &#8211; What What? On My Gut!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:05:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] I don&#8217;t care if the love of your life is a computer hacker by trade and a computer sex fiend by circumstance, there&#8217;s just no way in hell any woman is going to open the box and see &#8220;The Little White Man&#8221; and turn to you with lust in her eyes as she begins tearing her clothes off to climb atop of you and mount you like Annie Oakley before riding you off into the sunset.  In fact the more likely outcome of giving her this gift is going to be a trip to the emergency room and a starring spot in a blog article somewhere entitled &#8220;7 Bizarre Objects That Were Lodged in Assholes&#8221; [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] I don&#8217;t care if the love of your life is a computer hacker by trade and a computer sex fiend by circumstance, there&#8217;s just no way in hell any woman is going to open the box and see &#8220;The Little White Man&#8221; and turn to you with lust in her eyes as she begins tearing her clothes off to climb atop of you and mount you like Annie Oakley before riding you off into the sunset.  In fact the more likely outcome of giving her this gift is going to be a trip to the emergency room and a starring spot in a blog article somewhere entitled &#8220;7 Bizarre Objects That Were Lodged in Assholes&#8221; [...]</p>
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		<title>By: 10 Craziest Objects Removed from the Rectum (butt) &#124; B on the ball: awesomeness, liberty &#38; humor</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/7-objects-in-assholes/comment-page-1/#comment-36852</link>
		<dc:creator>10 Craziest Objects Removed from the Rectum (butt) &#124; B on the ball: awesomeness, liberty &#38; humor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 16:20:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] An old WW2 veteran in London would come into a hospital suffering from bad hemorrhoids (piles). The hospital tried their best, but piles would hang down and get stuck on the seam of the man’s underpants. To rid himself of the nuisance of this pile, the old dude pushed it back up using an artillery shell from an anti-aircraft gun. The rest is history: He went back to the Doc and said: ‘There’s enough ammo in that shell to blast a Messerschmidt (sp?) out of the sky.’ So the doc had the army bomb squad, who built a lead box around the old man’s asshole and defused the shell, before removing it. via – well.com  via 7 Bizarre Objects That Were Lodged in Assholes « Regretful Morning [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] An old WW2 veteran in London would come into a hospital suffering from bad hemorrhoids (piles). The hospital tried their best, but piles would hang down and get stuck on the seam of the man’s underpants. To rid himself of the nuisance of this pile, the old dude pushed it back up using an artillery shell from an anti-aircraft gun. The rest is history: He went back to the Doc and said: ‘There’s enough ammo in that shell to blast a Messerschmidt (sp?) out of the sky.’ So the doc had the army bomb squad, who built a lead box around the old man’s asshole and defused the shell, before removing it. via – well.com  via 7 Bizarre Objects That Were Lodged in Assholes « Regretful Morning [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Boyce Gilmore</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/7-objects-in-assholes/comment-page-1/#comment-34018</link>
		<dc:creator>Boyce Gilmore</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 07:49:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi! Is that All right if I ask something kind of off topic? I’m struggling to see this web page with my new iphone 4 but it won&#039;t show up properly, will you get any solutions? Will i have got to possess an update for my program or something? thanks! x :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi! Is that All right if I ask something kind of off topic? I’m struggling to see this web page with my new iphone 4 but it won&#8217;t show up properly, will you get any solutions? Will i have got to possess an update for my program or something? thanks! x <img src='http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: 25 X-Rays That Will Make You Cringe &#171;Regretful Morning</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/7-objects-in-assholes/comment-page-1/#comment-31295</link>
		<dc:creator>25 X-Rays That Will Make You Cringe &#171;Regretful Morning</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2011 23:13:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] few years ago we made a post about items that had been lodged into assholes.  Today we&#8217;re going to revisit that part of that concept.  The following X-Rays will [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] few years ago we made a post about items that had been lodged into assholes.  Today we&#8217;re going to revisit that part of that concept.  The following X-Rays will [...]</p>
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		<title>By: graham</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/7-objects-in-assholes/comment-page-1/#comment-30319</link>
		<dc:creator>graham</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 05:22:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>we could start a garden in hi asshole,feed the whole world</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>we could start a garden in hi asshole,feed the whole world</p>
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		<title>By: Tramp Stamp Tuesday &#171;Regretful Morning</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/7-objects-in-assholes/comment-page-1/#comment-28059</link>
		<dc:creator>Tramp Stamp Tuesday &#171;Regretful Morning</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 16:01:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] her cornhole was showing and my photoshop is acting up, so I went with this instead.  Speaking of cornholes, who else has destroyed theirs after all of this shitty holiday food?  I know I sure have.  Today [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] her cornhole was showing and my photoshop is acting up, so I went with this instead.  Speaking of cornholes, who else has destroyed theirs after all of this shitty holiday food?  I know I sure have.  Today [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Ass holes &#124; FilDaily</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ass holes &#124; FilDaily</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 07:12:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] 7 Bizarre Objects That Were Lodged in Assholes «Regretful MorningHumans and their assholes are sort of like dogs and their balls. The only difference being: It woul. [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Assholes &#124; AdBuyer</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/7-objects-in-assholes/comment-page-1/#comment-22346</link>
		<dc:creator>Assholes &#124; AdBuyer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 12:57:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] 7 Bizarre Objects That Were Lodged in Assholes «Regretful MorningHumans and their assholes are sort of like dogs and their balls. The only difference being: It woul. [...]</description>
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		<title>By: ThatOneKid420</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/7-objects-in-assholes/comment-page-1/#comment-22193</link>
		<dc:creator>ThatOneKid420</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 07:08:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>AHAHAh I know RIGHT??!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>AHAHAh I know RIGHT??!</p>
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		<title>By: Kev</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/7-objects-in-assholes/comment-page-1/#comment-18181</link>
		<dc:creator>Kev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:57:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Talk to ER doctors.. People come in on average of 5 a day with O.U.A.s (object up ass)</description>
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