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		<title>By: Little boy gets frisky with mannequin &#171;Regretful Morning</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/56k-modem-masturbation/comment-page-1/#comment-28048</link>
		<dc:creator>Little boy gets frisky with mannequin &#171;Regretful Morning</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 04:35:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] an udder and didn&#8217;t give 2 shits about who was looking.  Ten years from now he&#8217;ll be blowing loads all over his GF in a Burger King parking lot, giving the cameraman a smile and a one finger [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] an udder and didn&#8217;t give 2 shits about who was looking.  Ten years from now he&#8217;ll be blowing loads all over his GF in a Burger King parking lot, giving the cameraman a smile and a one finger [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Cute girl does Christmas striptease for boyfriend &#171;Regretful Morning</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/56k-modem-masturbation/comment-page-1/#comment-27772</link>
		<dc:creator>Cute girl does Christmas striptease for boyfriend &#171;Regretful Morning</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2010 05:34:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] You know you&#8217;ve got a keeper when you can&#8217;t make it home for Christmas dinner, but your girl still sends you a little slice of dessert via webcam. [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Hmm</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/56k-modem-masturbation/comment-page-1/#comment-12604</link>
		<dc:creator>Hmm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:49:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Charles, your comment on &quot;Its alot like stopping at a car accident where a woman is lying in the road bleeding to death and deciding to whip out your penis and ejaculate to it.&quot;

That&#039;s EXACTLY what I&#039;d do. I love blood and guts, I love sex with the dead, I love sluts with snakes coming out of their heads.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Charles, your comment on &#8220;Its alot like stopping at a car accident where a woman is lying in the road bleeding to death and deciding to whip out your penis and ejaculate to it.&#8221;</p>
<p>That&#8217;s EXACTLY what I&#8217;d do. I love blood and guts, I love sex with the dead, I love sluts with snakes coming out of their heads.</p>
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		<title>By: Jason</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/56k-modem-masturbation/comment-page-1/#comment-12602</link>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for backing me up on this one kids.  I was starting to feel bad for the strip tease videos and dick jokes we make here :(</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for backing me up on this one kids.  I was starting to feel bad for the strip tease videos and dick jokes we make here <img src='http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Wage Slave</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/56k-modem-masturbation/comment-page-1/#comment-12600</link>
		<dc:creator>Wage Slave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 13:02:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Charles, 
Most of us do something we don&#039;t like in exchange for money. Some of us face danger in our jobs and our pay reflects this. The way forward is better laws and oversight protecting the workers in this and every industry. Some girls enjoy working in this industry. Many are intelligent young women who are working towards a goal thanks to the significant income being good in the industry can generate. We could tell horror stories about the sweatshops in Vietnam that make those shoes you enjoy or the drugs sports stars pump in their bodies to get the big bucks for being the best in the sports you may enjoy watching. We can push to regulate and monitor these and other industries or we can campaign to take freedom away from people and live in little cocoons doing nothing for fear of treading on an ant.
You choose, if you haven&#039;t fixed your opinion in cement already.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Charles,<br />
Most of us do something we don&#8217;t like in exchange for money. Some of us face danger in our jobs and our pay reflects this. The way forward is better laws and oversight protecting the workers in this and every industry. Some girls enjoy working in this industry. Many are intelligent young women who are working towards a goal thanks to the significant income being good in the industry can generate. We could tell horror stories about the sweatshops in Vietnam that make those shoes you enjoy or the drugs sports stars pump in their bodies to get the big bucks for being the best in the sports you may enjoy watching. We can push to regulate and monitor these and other industries or we can campaign to take freedom away from people and live in little cocoons doing nothing for fear of treading on an ant.<br />
You choose, if you haven&#8217;t fixed your opinion in cement already.</p>
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		<title>By: Television Spy</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/56k-modem-masturbation/comment-page-1/#comment-12592</link>
		<dc:creator>Television Spy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 10:42:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I got it and I&#039;m not even into metal, I know it because it was in the Cable Guy which used the really cool riff in that song.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I got it and I&#8217;m not even into metal, I know it because it was in the Cable Guy which used the really cool riff in that song.</p>
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		<title>By: Rejeckted</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/56k-modem-masturbation/comment-page-1/#comment-12586</link>
		<dc:creator>Rejeckted</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 08:10:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>More human then a human? lmao.</description>
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		<title>By: Matthew</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/56k-modem-masturbation/comment-page-1/#comment-12585</link>
		<dc:creator>Matthew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 08:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Charles, this simply doesn&#039;t apply to homemade porno, which is pretty much all I ever watch anymore.  I wasn&#039;t forced by anyone to ejaculate in front of a webcam, nor was I paid.  Free homemade porno is the way to go, it&#039;s purely just for fun!  :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Charles, this simply doesn&#8217;t apply to homemade porno, which is pretty much all I ever watch anymore.  I wasn&#8217;t forced by anyone to ejaculate in front of a webcam, nor was I paid.  Free homemade porno is the way to go, it&#8217;s purely just for fun!  <img src='http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Charles</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/56k-modem-masturbation/comment-page-1/#comment-12582</link>
		<dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:53:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yes you are right. grammar and spelling are not my forte.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yes you are right. grammar and spelling are not my forte.</p>
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		<title>By: George</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/56k-modem-masturbation/comment-page-1/#comment-12581</link>
		<dc:creator>George</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:39:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Charles, &#039;alot&#039; is not a word. The rest of your post was just as stupid and poorly written, that part just stuck out for me, like your mom&#039;s erection in her pants.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Charles, &#8216;alot&#8217; is not a word. The rest of your post was just as stupid and poorly written, that part just stuck out for me, like your mom&#8217;s erection in her pants.</p>
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